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Song Parodies -> "I'll Put Some Hell on You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
Original Performer:
Screaming Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Put Some Hell on You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I've done a few French Rev-themed parodies, and a while ago, Michael Pacholek suggested I do "I'll Put Some Hell on You," from the perspective of Robespierre. "Towers" refers to the ramparts of the Bastille.
"I'll put some hell on you
Post-'89.
"That's after Antoinette and Lou
Have heads flyin';
Yeah, they're dyin'.
"I just couldn't stand 'em,
Decked out in their crowns.
Now you've stormed the Bastille,
Have a pastille--no cake to be found.
"I'll put some hell on you,
The Terror kind.
That kind.
"Adieu, tours, [Goodbye, towers]
Bonjour, tours. [Hello, tourism]
De vous, tour [It's your turn]
A vous, tour. [I tricked you] Hear this vow:
You'd best beware
'Cause the guillotine
Goes nonstop now.
So fear me!"
But his head fell; he too
Felt the 'tine's tine.*
*sharp projecting point.
Post-'89.
"That's after Antoinette and Lou
Have heads flyin';
Yeah, they're dyin'.
"I just couldn't stand 'em,
Decked out in their crowns.
Now you've stormed the Bastille,
Have a pastille--no cake to be found.
"I'll put some hell on you,
The Terror kind.
That kind.
"Adieu, tours, [Goodbye, towers]
Bonjour, tours. [Hello, tourism]
De vous, tour [It's your turn]
A vous, tour. [I tricked you] Hear this vow:
You'd best beware
'Cause the guillotine
Goes nonstop now.
So fear me!"
But his head fell; he too
Felt the 'tine's tine.*
*sharp projecting point.
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i lost my head this was so sharp
Razor sharp - 555. Maybe your obnoxious cellmate will get it.
Thanks, Alvin, 2Eagle.
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