Song Parodies -> "Evil Jay"

Original Song Title:

"Macavity"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Sarah Brightman

Parody Song Title:

"Evil Jay"

Parody Written by:

DDPX

The Lyrics

This is a song about the evil talk show host Jay Leno.

Evil Jay!
Evil Jay is a talk show host, he has a massive jaw.
For he's an evil mastermind who's jokes defy the law.
He's the evil host of the Tonight Show, a real nightmare.
For when they tune into his show...Evil Jay's not there!
Evil Jay, Evil Jay, there's no one like Evil Jay.
His chin breaks everything, he darkens up your day.
His Pete Lorre-like eyes, his wild and untamed hair.
And when they when tune into his show....Evil Jay's not there!
You may seek him in the backstage, you may look up in the air
But I tell you once and once again Evil Jay's not there!
Evil Jay's a funny guy, he's not fat but he's not thin.
You would know him if you saw him for he has a massive chin.
His brow is deeply lined in thought, his skin is nicely toned.
His look is slightly friendly, his hair is uncombed
He sways his head from side to side with movements like a snake
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake
Evil Jay, Evil Jay, there's no one like Evil Jay.
He's a fiend in human shape, he'll scare you any night or day.
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square
But when his show is on then Evil Jay's not there!
He's outwardly respectable, I know he has lots of cars.
And he's so evil, he'll give you lots and lots of scars.
And when there's something bad that's happened.
You can gurantee that Jay has been at it.
Or someone's heart is broken and it needs more than repair
There's the wonder of the thing Evil Jay's not there!
Evil Jay, Evil Jay, there's no one like Evil Jay
He's the one sure to ruin your day.
He always has an alibi and one or two to spare
What ever time the deed took place Evil Jay wasn't there!
And they say that all the bad people whose wicked deeds are widely known
I might mention David Letterman , I might mention Conan.
Are nothing more than agents for the man who all the time
Just controls the operations: the Napolean of crime!
Evil Jay, Evil Jay, there's no one like Evil Jay
He's a fiend in human shape, he'll scare you any night or day.
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered then Evil Jay!
Evil Jay! Evil Jay! Evil Jay!
When a crime's discovered then Evil Jay's not there!
Evil Jay's not there!

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Agrimorfee - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment

I'm a closet Cats fan, so i was really looking forward to this. I was highly disappointed in how much of it was paced badly and had so many OS words still intact. A funny idea that I wish was executed better.

2Eagle - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment

Well, he's doing his job. If he was incapable of biting satire he wouldn't be a late night talk show host.

DDPX - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment

The reason I left some of the other parts of the OS intact was because Macavity is my favourite all time cats song and i didn't want to damage it in anyway.

Nathan - September 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Agri- thanks, I tried, but you know I didn't want to lose the villainous theme of the OS after all it is a Villain Sucks song.

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