You didn't have to flame me like you did
But you did, but you did.
And I thank you.

You didn't have to please me like you did
But you did, but you did.
And I thank you.

If you took your hate to somewhere else,
I wouldn't know what it meant to be dittoheads.
You made me feel like I've never felt.
This is so good, to see right wingers yelp.

You didn't have to please me, but you did
But you did, but you did.
And I thank you.

You didn't have to "scold" me but you did
But you did, but you did
And I thank you.

Every day, it's something new.
Some right winger brags about Duh-Buh-You.
You got me writing new songs, too
Just so I can get back at you.

You didn't have to break sweat like you did
But you did, but you did
And I thank you.

You didn't have to show it like you did
But you did, but you did
And I thank you.

All the right wingers are deranged.
Defending Bush Baby, who's a lying shame.
And so what the hell are Bush shills still talking about?
When they say they like how Bush turned out?

I want to thank you (thank you)
Thank you (Oh, Bushies)
Publicity! (yeah, yeah)
Oh, Bushies (I gotta be thanking)
Got to say...

(horn section break)

You didn't have to flame me like you did
But you did, but you did.
(And I thank you.)

You didn't have to "scold" me like you did
But you did, but you did.
(And I thank you.)

Thank you (Thank you, Bushies)
Bushies (Got to thank you)
Bushies (Oh, Bushies)
Thanks! I've! Got! I've got to (thank you Bushies)
Thank you Bushies (Oh, Bushies)

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