Haven't had this much fun since an ex-friend showed me his stamp collection.

this is not a parody it should get zeros, wake up son

Of course, my limerick medleys are not core parodies. Like most of the stuff posted here, they are just lyric substitutions by those not talented enough to write their own music. There have been very few parodies posted here since the apparent demise of AlSilver, only occasional bona fide well-subbed satires by JB, Patrick and now the reincarnated Guy. At least this current preoccupation of mine pays attention to pacing, true rhyming, wordplay and attempts at humour (and except for the current posting, most of it has been vetted and edited elsewhere). We should anticipate another series of online lectures by the ghost of Ag+Al+ on the nature of Parody; but pending that, you might view the collection of "Canal Palindromes" on our blogsite.

I ran into Al Silver last night. He's in bad shape. Very bad shape, I tell ya. He's been sober since April. Turned out his doctor Vinny Boombacci found blood in his alcohol stream. Now he's completely disoriented. He walks on Fifth Avenue protesting that Coolidge isn't his president. And he's right, you know? What are you kidding? He used to be religious. I mean very observant. Not any more. He was strict Russian Orthodox. He observed Smirnoff every day. And retirement? He can't take it any more. He carries blank signs in protest marches... He forgets what he's protesting! It isn't easy for him. It's never been easy. Money? Forget it. He has another sign... Will Work For Respect.

this is a parody website not a limerick website, so dump your trash there. can't you tell by the ratings that folks don't like this nonsense? wise up, use the brain God gave you boy

Oops! As recanting on previous stances is a highlight of the week, I will add the amazing oeuvres of Phil Alexander and Bob Gomez to the list of skilful and amusing parodies presented here. Sorry if there are a few others I have missed. And 'Granddaddy', you must have written something good sometime, replete with your bravado punctuation style.

Mr. Coniglio, wouldn't a sarcastic "bravura," be better than "bravado"? These words are of Italian origin. FYI.

You are a braver man than me. But, 'bravado' is a Spanish word implying affectation of bravery, therefore already incorporating some sarcasm. (Hint - Italian words seldom end in -ado), FYI.

"Bravado" ultimately traces to the Old Italian adjective bravo, meaning "courageous" or "wild." Given its meaning, it's hard to see how "bravado" applies, with or without sarcasm, to punctuation style. On the other hand, it is "bravura," meaning "florid brilliant style," which surely is more applicable and has the built-in sarcasm. (I used the Merriam-Webster Dictionary. Unfortunately, both words are listed as nouns, which makes them both unsuitable in your sentence.)
By calling Granddaddy's punctuation style "bravura," he is ludicrously put in the same company as the great e. e. cummings. That, I think, is the rhetorical effect you want to achieve.
Though it sounds pretentious, it should be "You are a braver man than I." An "am" at the end of the sentence is implied.
This concludes my nightly trolling in the guise of a prick.

Though it may sound pretentious, it should be "This concludes my nightly trolling." The fact that you are being a prick while trolling is implied.

Bravo, Braverman! But bravado is NOT an Italian word. Discrediting Hispanic culture/language at this point in time should be avoided. BTW, what have you been sentenced for? Also, in my native Canadian style, I would have embellished the adjectival phrase 'bravado-punctuation' with a hyphen; but I have been criticized by American editors for overhyphenating. I must agree for once with CML; "in the guise of" seems redundant. Please return to your bottle of Smirnoff.

#1) A man, a potato - Panama. #2) A man, a pang, a salad, a lasagna - Panama. #3) A man, a pin-up (pun I) - Panama.

For the third time, I am saying that "bravado" has its ORIGIN in the Italian. It is not an Italian word as of this writing. As for you accusing me of discrediting Hispanic culture/language, that is completely unwarranted and insulting. The common denominator here is your inability to read accurately.
Puzzled by the Smirnoff reference, I searched this thread. Apparently, you think I am that other troll Rodney. I am not. I am also not Granddaddy. You need to straighten out your trolls. I am Braverman, the Prick — and proud of it.
As for you and CML asserting that trolls are, by definition, pricks, that is a damnable stereotype. A real troll, using a variety of pseudonyms to throw readers off his scent, has mischief-making as his main goal. However, there are those who write careful, thoughtful, informative comments — often more so than familiar veterans. Why we choose not to use a consistent handle has to do with shyness, not with disruptive intent. For example, "Rodney" did a very funny send-up of Rodney Dangerfield. I wish it was I who wrote it!

#4) A man, a plan, a cat, a hat, a canal - Panama. #5) A man, a poem or Romeo - Panama. #6) Amore - Roma. #7) A car, a man afar, a fan - a maraca.

^ another wasted life. Sarah, go clean your house and do some laundry already. And don't forget to feed your cat collection!

@Braverman, Granddaddy and friends/alter-egos: #8) Amen! Enamor a Roman enema. #9) Border burrow, or rub red, Rob.

A few 'classic' variants for today. #10) A man, a plan, a cad, a canal - Panama. #11) A dog, a panic in a pagoda. #12) A yap, a Papa - papaya. ... and also #13) A nab, a clan, a canal - cabana. #14) A lob, a rap, a sin-net. Tennis? A parabola.

#15) A man, a plane, venal Panama. #16) A man, a prop, torpor - Panama. #17) Del Rey wall. Lawyer led. #18) A man? I gave no one va***a, Ma.

Since the word "palindrome" is strangely not a palindrome, I suggest that you use your considerable influence to change the word to the romantic "romamor." Yeah, definitely.

Good idea, Ramon, but the word should sound analytic and slightly mysterious. How about Xanax? Yeah, definitely Xanax.

#19) A man appals; I slap Panama. #20) A Maj., a plat, a fan, a fatal pajama. #21) A nit, a plan, a canal - patina. #22) A Dan, a clan, a canal - Canada. AND for 'Otto' and 'Ramon' #23) Lonely Tylenol. #24) Motto B sotto Otto's bottom.

Hey, Sarah. I just noticed #18. What's up with "va***a"? Do you mean vagina? VAGINA? Is that an obscene word? Holy cow! No wonder you're home writing one romamor after another! No guy wants to date a prude.

#25) A man, a penile feline - Panama. #26) Amen! A piss, an ass - Ipanema. #27) A Dan, a clan - anal Canada. #28) A dim or fond "No!" from Ida.

#29) A man, a pool, a loo - Panama. #30) Ya! Deride to vote. Dire day. #31).A man, Apple-Help - Panama. #32) A mall, a plan, a canal, Pa - llama. #33) A slim or fond "No!" from Ilsa.

Coming soon to a theater near you -- Xam Max: Beyond Palindrome

#34a) Amen! A pill - Ipanema. b) Puff up. c) Pull up if I pull up.

#35) A man, a pat, a hat - a Panama. #36) A cap, lass, an ass - alpaca. #37) Amen: a pin-up pun - Ipanema.

#38) A man, a pan, a nab, a banana - Panama. #39) Satire? Veritas. #40) Rat! A vase mimes Avatar.

^ get a man, get a life!

@Jury: #41) A man? - A prison. No sir! Panama. (sec. code P2U)

If it wasn't for Panama you'd be out of business. And I wouldn't have aibohphobia.

Sarah = A Rash. Yikes! No wonder she has no friends.

#42) A man, a plate; stir grits et al. - Panama. #43) A man, a panino, O Nina - Panama. #44) A very calm or fond "No!" from Lacy, Reva. #45) An ad: "Peep if I peep. Dana."

Rubbish, bin liner material

@Teddy R.... (Panama is only a part of the fun) ... #46) Amen: a pizza, jazz - Ipanema. #47) An ad: "Strap parts if I strap parts, Dana." #48) Six axes. Mix a maxim. Sex axis. #49) A Nan, a ball, a mall - a banana.

#50) Rise! Divide, sir. #51) A man, a pâté, feta - Panama. #52) Revenge? Slap pals, e.g.? Never!

#53) Amor, a dab, a bad aroma. #54a) Border? I'm mired, Rob. #54b) Border if fired, Rob. #55) A man, a plan, a bat - a banal Panama.

#56) A tip: "Le Falafel" - pita. #57) Eh (Can.), a pan, a panache. #58) I moan, "Spit tops if I spot tips, Naomi"

^ Sarah is quite mad, y'know.

So is the author. Limericks, anagrams, and palindromes, oh my! Deserving of zeros. Junk parodies.

@ TopS, Liver.., and "OldGuy": #59) Bilge-grab! Barge, glib.

#60) A man-ape: rare - Panama. #61) Rise! Revere, sir. #62) Nu? Fondle held. No fun.

#63) A man, a POT-Elect, Cele - to Panama. #64) Hair, a plan, a canal - pariah! #65) A slut, nightlife, filth, gin - Tulsa.

Sorry for the error in #16. The following may serve as replacements ... #16a) A man, a prop, rot, torpor - Panama. ..... Or if you like British slang ('rota' = rotation or schedule) ... #16b) A man, a prop-rotator rota, torpor - Panama.

Thank you, Sarah. Your comment serves as a reminder of that excellent definition of 'sarah palindrome' - an expression which makes little sense when read in either direction.

#66) Mirth craze us! Suez arch trim. #67) A man, a pool, a peep, a loo - Panama. #68) A dim or fondle-held "No!" from Ida.

#69) Far again, Niagara F. #70) An igloo? Cool, Gina. #71) Regal! Live villager.

#72) A man, a poison. No! Sí! O Panama. #73) A cap, a nap, Pa - Napa CA. #74) Yell, Ava, "Pan!" - Napa Valley.

#75) A man, a plan, acetate canal - Panama. #76) A pen, a pad, a pan - EPA.

#77) A man, a Pam? Not, sob I - Boston MA (Panama). #78) No bar? Got no rot? - Toronto, grab ON. #79) A Santa-denier reined at NASA.

Oh no. Don Ho ...... Ohs' no. Don's ho

@ Don's ho; ... #80a) Oh, nod on. No Don Ho. #80b) Oh no! Donno. Donno. Donno. Don Ho.

#81) Amen: a pirate-mate; tame tar - Ipanema. #82) Aloe, rapid dip - areola.

Missy, do you know no shame? Back in my time women sewed and mended clothes cooked, cleaned, bathed the children and washed the clothes by hand. even made their own soap. In the summer went to work farms. You got it good but continue to aggravate your elders with this horse manure of palindromes. Go get married and get busy doing a real days work.

When were you born Grandaddy? The 19th century? Dear Lord!

#83) Name man's name, man. #84) I'm (alas) all I saw - Wasilla salami. #85) A man, a pro, a "hola!", "aloha!", or Panama.

Dr. Coniglio= Clod Origin. How appropriate!

#86) One man, a plan, a canal - panameňo. #87) Erie ere Eire.

#88) If I were all I saw - Wasilla ere wifi. #89) Revenge? Stamp mats, e.g.? Never! #90) A man, a pain, a mania - Panama.

#91a) A man, a plan A - banal! - Panama. #92b) A man, a plan, if B, final - Panama. #93c) A man, a plan, if B, (if fib) final - Panama.

Vheap, contemptible, crappy, grotty, inferior, miserable, pathetic, poor, rotten, second-rate, shabby, sub-par, third-rate, useless, worthless.

Don't you mean cheap, contemptible, crappy, grotty, inferior, miserable, pathetic, poor, rotten, second-rate, shabby, sub-par, third-rate, useless, worthless... and dull?

#94) No! Not Lima - Hamilton, ON. #95) Sell it, Nan - Antilles. #96) A man, a pail, a loss, Olga - glossolalia (Panama).

To be a persistent bore is spiteful, selfish and sinful.

#97) Harass exes Sarah.

This palindrome stuff is creepy

##) Denial slain, Ed.

##) Harass sensuousness, Sarah.

Desserts stress, Ed.

Sh*t this Sith, T*sh

##) Harass madams, Sarah.

#98) Derail liar, Ed.

What's so creepy about it, Eddie?

Them kitties probably would think these here palidromes were the cat's meow, but then they's senile -- jes' like my pappy

#99) Senile feline prefer penile felines. (see also #25), and #100) Oh! Pa's a sapho.

Michael Palindrome's 7-step program for a more balanced life ... Step on no pets ... Draw putrid dirt upward ... Don't nod ... Strap on no parts ... Sup not on pus ... Yawn a more Roman way ... Live not on evil

How about we all get off Ed's case. After all -- Ed is on no side. He just thinks this is all a little creepy. I have the same opinion about lepers. Lepers dont just creep me out -- lepers repel.

Thanks to I,Zany and Dammit for nostalgic recollections of the classic repertoire. Of course, we give priority to edgy variants and new creations. Keep them all coming.

#101a) No lava! Not on Avalon. #101b) Madam, in Eden I'm Adam. #101c) Madam, in 0-lava Avalon I'm Adam. #101d) Mad am I? Never odd or even, I'm Adam.

#102) A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

#103) Star? Come, Don. No Democrats.

Oh no, Don's Ho. I'm ready for sex anytime. I only time I nix sex is at lunchtime. You know what they say -- Sex at noon taxes.

Funny you should say "Keep it coming" Doc, cause that's what Edna Stark used to do for me when I sinned with her. She was highly skilled in a, how shall I put this, Lewinskian sort of way. But lately she's adopted a policy of -- Bonk on no knob. .......... She also wanted me to marry her so she could stop sinning. But I dont know; s&*t happens at Stark weddings, amiright?

#104) "Sex afar", Ira faxes. #105) Sex at my gym taxes.

I still think all this palindrome nonsense is just a big load of gnu dung

That Grandpappy -- He goddam mad dog, eh?

Nothing but a bunch of worthless Ne'er Do Wells!

Not so, Boston!! Which of us here is a ne're do well? ...... Name now one man!

#106) Harass selfless Sarah. #107) No, worse. Panders to idiots, rednapes. Row on. #108) I made lie veiled, ami.

#109) Deliver evil, Ed. #110) Nary a demand named "ayran". (Ayran is a popular Turkish yogurt-based drink) #111) A man, a plan, a canoe; peon, a canal - Panama.

FLEX, ELF!

"Naomi", I moan ... "Dennis and Edna sinned"

^^ U R quite insane! U R the Zero Theorem in real-life!

Evil I did dwell, lewd did I live

Go deliver a dare, vile dog!!

If I had a Hi-Fi ...

I dare U to stop posting Palindromes, but U must have OCD!

U R deified, R U? ... Ah, he Zeus @ Suez, eh? Ha! ,,,, How can you know my mind? As for having OCD -- Do I? I do!

@Personal: ##) Sex-elf flexes. ##) Flee radon, no-dare elf. @ Teyvyet: ##) If I were wi-fi ... ##) Kind under-referred nudnik.

Seven questions that keep palindromos awake at night .... Was it Eliot's toilet I saw? .. May a moody baby doom a yam? .. Was it a car or a cat I saw? .. Roy, am I mayor? .. Wont lovers revolt now? .. Do geese see God? .. So Ida, adios?

#112) I man, am regal - a lager-man am I. #113) Nemo, we revere women. #114) Not New York, Roy went on.

#115) Alas, Ramón. No marsala. #116a) Nemo; women. #116b) Nema; men. #116c) Nem' - ac/dc - Amen.

Noel, Leon

This site has gone bonkers! I don't see the parody in palindromes.

Not unusual, this guy's stuff is mostly dreck.

@Norman: Previous postings on this site involved these songs with lyrics composed mostly of palindromes:"Gnats Sang; Gnus Stung", "X66X"; "Palindromes of Evil" and "Sin and Redemption". I presume that the majority of participants on this thread are merely revelling in the joy of the established palindrome repertoire; although palindromes are odd, amusing and funky, I agree that they are not necessarily satiric or even singable. But the majority of the present song-lyrics and of the edited comments in the numbered list are take-offs on the classics, satirical to the extent possible within the severe limitations of bidirectional writing. This is an important legacy which we will leave as humorists. Why not join in, and sing in either direction?

@ Satire? Veritas: Another hilarious pseudonym, Giorgio. I have reviewed your comment and found it to be self-serving bullsh*t. "This is an important legacy which we will leave as humorists." It's only that statement that makes me laugh! "I presume that the majority of participants on this thread are merely revelling in the joy of the established palindrome repertoire..." Take a look at the scoring on your ridiculous non-parody. Palindromes are your hobby, your obsession? That's none of my business and don't force them on me. Take them to where they're welcome. This is a parody site and you can't twist palindromes into parodies. Nem' - ac/dc - Amen.

You said it, kid! The doctor and his ilk are quite mad!

I WAS mad for about two days, Gramps, with a full blown case of Palindromania. But I went to the doctor and he put me on a regimen of Lonely Tylenol, which has really helped to curb my 'dromanian cravings. So no more palindromes from me. (Really) Well now, think I'll head out to the Eureka Bakery (not a palindrome) for some pie. Most people love their cakes, but I prefer pie (again, not a palindrome)

Palindromes are for kids. Get a life sad Sarah.

Creating a palindrome is a puzzle-solving stunt. It's a degenerate use of words and letters. Nevertheless, words (and paint) can be used unconventionally and experimentally to produce new views of truth and beauty (e.g., Beckett and Picasso), but these are not likely to be created under the constraints of a palindrome. Also, it would require the skill of a good writer steeped in the fundamentals of his art. Still, if you insist and persist in these exercises, know that a basic requirement for a palindrome isn't only bidirectionality, but coherence and readability. At the latter, Sarah and all her alter egos fail miserably. A stuffy, huffy reply would not be appreciated, but undoubtedly you cannot be dissuaded.

#121d) Sine (π) = i.p.e[^nis]. #122) No lynxes pale. Lapsex - Nylon. #123) Doomed: un-nude mood.

#120) A man, a pain, amor - Romania (Panama). #121a) Ragùs. Yreka Cakery - sugar! #121b) A cakery? - Yreka CA. #121c) He, "I prefer pi, eh?"

#117a) No lemon, no melon. #117b) Lemon? No, Mel. #118a) No lemon in "O, melon!" #118b) No melon in "O, lemon!". #119) Émil, asleep, peels a lime.

Glad to know that some common sense still exists on this site. The Doctor, Sarah, and cohorts perpetuate the lie that working in palindromes is somehow indicative of intelligence regardless of their misapplication on a parody site. Most are unintelligible and not suited for singing; therefore, they do not belong here. But the abusers persist and have now been reduced to imbeciles who are spamming the thread and comments section daily. Finis...

I'm with you, brother. This doctor's a quack and a half! Boo! I say Boo!

#124a) A Santa deified at NASA. #124b) A Santa fled elf at NASA. #124c) A Santa puréed deer up at NASA.

#125) Motel bidet: edible, Tom. #126) An ad: "Laid so back - Cabos. Dial! Dana." #127) Ms; I pair-prefer - priapism.

#128) A man, a plain, Ed; denial - Panama. #129) No lava! Not on Laval, not on Avalon.

#130) Revenge? Stack cats, e.g.? Never! #131) Re hypocrisy: as I say sir, copy her.

#132) Revenge? Spit tips, e.g.? Never! #133) Dig Ira - rigid.

#134) Sun-assess - anus. #135) Alone: Rabbi's sib, bare Nola. #136) Sine (p), a plan, a canal, Pa - p***s.

#137) Amen: a piñata, a tan - Ipanema. #138) One man, a plan - A.C. (Canal Panameňo). [a.c. = air conditioning] #139) A man, a pasta, amore - Roma ('at's-a Panama).

#140) T. Eliot delivers reviled toilet. #141) Sun, an avid divan - anus. #142) Ah! a moniliasis - ail in Omaha.

You got one winner there with #140, DH. That's a keeper, You should submit that one to a legit palindrome site ....... Oh, check it out, my security code is E3E

#143a) Sad: "No Hondas." #143b) O, guy! A Yugo? #144) A man; a pat fan; el Can.-Am. manacle - NAFTA (Panama).

#145) Snug guns if I snug guns. #146) Amen, a pistol, lots - Ipanema. #147) O, gal! A rampant nap - Mar-a-lago.

#148a) No 'k' in Nikon. #148b) No 'yarn' in rayon. #148c) No lem'n in melon. #148d) No mel'n in lemon.

NO! YARN! IN RAYON!

#149) Gnostic illicit song. #150) A car, a map, a maraca.

Sheer idiocy.1-1-1

Feliz Navidad! #151) One man, a polo-gigolo - panameňo. #152) Là, Amen: a pinot, nom de 'Edmonton' (Ipanema) AL. #153) A man, a plan, a cannon, a nonna, canal - Panama. [nonna, It. = grandmother]

#154a) Race fast safe car. #154b) Nigel and Edna; leg in! #154c) Retract; race fast safe cart, Carter.

#155a) Iran, Ari. #155b) No evil Shahs live on. #156) A man, a pogo, GOP - Panama.

OOPS! #156 should read ... A man, a pot, pogo, GOP - to Panama.

#157a) Lisa Bonet ate no basil. #157b) Émil? No! Mel, asleep, peels a lemon-lime. #157c) Nole Monet ate no melon. #157d) No, Milton, not limón.

#158a) Sex of foxes. #158b) No 'XX' - Exxon. #158c) Sex - obese boxes. #158d) Bad exes sexed, Ab. #159) Yawn! O, latex et al. on way.

Why you should celebrate New Year's in Tulsa: "Tulsa nightlife: Filth, gin, a slut"

Hey, maybe they should rename themselves, The Tulsa Chamber of "Dromerce" .. wa wa wa WAAH!

The Dirty Dozen: Twelve classics of Palinporn for New Year's Eve ...... Dennis And Edna Sinned .. Egad, No Bondage? .. Eros' Sis Is Sore .. Ohs' No, Don's Ho .. Solo Gigolos .. Ned, Go Gag Ogden .. Tuna Nut .. Naomi, I Moan! .. Ned, I Am A Maiden .. Yo, Banana Boy! .. Ah, Satan Sees Natasha .. I Roamed Under It As a Tired Nude Maori

#160) "Tulsa tips: 66, spit." A slut. [see also #65 and #102, and AmIRight lyrics "X66X", further tributes to the nightlife of Tulsa, a town on Route #66] #161) No levers revel on. #162) No 'D'; no 'L'; dwell lewd - London. ... (sec. code 55X)

@"Relapsed" Are "Tuna nut"' and "Banana boy" really porn-pals? #163) No, not Limbo, Bob - Milton ON. #164) Gnostic illicit song; agnostic illicit song.

#165) An ad: "Yreka Fakery. Dana" #166) Less evasion; evade Dave. "No" is a vessel. #167) Pure talk. A yak later up.

Would you all please stop already? You are both trolling and spamming at this point. This is far beyond the intent of the parody. This is bullsh*t.

Prospero Aňo! #168a) No lavatory? Rot! - Avalon. #168b) No lavabos - (sob!) - Avalon. [lavabo, Sp.,Fr.= sink] #169) One man, a pain, a mania - panameňo.

Prospero Ano. #170) A man, a paid 'Nix' - India (Panama). #171) A Santa peed deep at NASA.

#172) A Gail, a diva - Vidalia GA. #173a) Ample help, Ma. #173b) Apple-Help, Pa. #174) A lag, a man, a petite Panama - gala.

I actually dont have a comment; I just thought avid diva was cute. Expand on that palindromic couplet, all you palindroman sock puuppets

#175) No 'x' in Nikon; no 'k' in Nixon. #176) No 'melon' in "O, melon!" No 'lemon' in "O, lemon!". #177) Ample help, Pa. Apple-Help, Ma.

#177) Poor Dara has Sahara droop. #178) A dog, a plan, a cat, a bat, a canal - pagoda. #179) Not 'Lima hotel'; cycle to 'Hamilton'.

180) A man, a pail, a divo - Vidalia (Panama). #181) A reposition? No, it is opera. #182a) Air an aria. #182b) Semi-mimes.

#183a) Civic. #183b) A Toyota. #183c) K-car track. #183d) Call, Ida - Cadillac. #184) Set a gender. Red negates. #185) Sad nut or red nut under rotundas.

Mea culpa! Quite a number of my earlier offerings should have acknowledged the following authors' contributions. Ed - #53,54,63,64. Pedro - 6,14,51,56,62,72,86,111. Ho - #18,24-27,34,53,58,65,82,85. Melonia #12,49.

#186) Dolce vita, Gen. Negative clod. #187) One man applauds, dual 'p' - panameňo. #188) Depose as Aesop, Ed.

#189) Putin, "Denim at a disco. Docs I data-mined. Nit up." #190a) News - S.,W.,E.,N. ??? b) S,W,E,N (x?) of Fox News.

#191a) A sane dame made NASA. #191b) A sane man, "Yams may name NASA." #191c) A sane elf, "Deer freed. Flee NASA."

#192) A man, a plan, a canon anon, a canal - Panama. #193) P.m. or a.m. - God's time emits dogma-romp. #194a) Ma is a nun, as I am.

#194b) Ma is at sensuous nest, as I am. #195) Yawn! Amore, Roman way. [sec. code X2U]

#196) Amen: a pie-man. No, Miss. Simon name - Ipanema. #197) A man, a pate. God! Do get a panama.

#198) "Even it felt left in", Eve. #199) Tender red net. #200) Ev, lovers revolve.

#201) Ev, losers resolve. #202) Re 'flip' - pilfer.

#203) Not 'UF'! Not on futon. #204) Retract bed-debt, Carter.

#205) Amoral aroma. #206) Live, Oman! At naught, th' Guantanamo evil. #207) Borrow or rob.

No ROM, moron!

#208a) Dennis, Enid and Nadine sinned. #208b) Dennis, Nell, Edna and Ellen sinned. #208c) Dennis, Nell, Edna, I and Ellen sinned. d) Don said, "A Nadia's nod ..." #209) Amen: a Piety-Lyte® - Ipanema.

@Relapsed: ###) Boron, moron - no ROM, no Rob! [ROM = range-of-motion? read-only-memory? Rome airport code? Royal Ontario Museum?]

You really are an "avid diva" about palindromes, Harassing Sarah. Perhaps ROM stands for ROMe, as in the title of the great 'Dromance Novel, "Amore, ROMa!"

Some classics of Dromantic Literature -- Deny Me Not, Atone My Ned .. Madam, In Eden I'm Adam ... Adam I'm Ada ... Amore, Roma!! .. Enid and Edna Dine .. Ma is a Madam, as I am .. Won't Lovers Revolt now? .. Anita, lava Latina!

Oor hoor hoor! Now we knows why Adam done got hisself exspeled from The Garden. It warn't becuz he ait no apple. I allways knewed there were something fishy about that story. Who get hisself exspelt from Pairadise for eating an apple? it were becuz he waz a-two-timing Eve with that Ada woman!! The devil dint turn hisself into no snake; he turned hisself into a woman! OORR, hoor, hoor!

#210) Denise sined.

#211) Burrow or rub. #212a) Campus motto: Bottoms up, Mac. #212b) Campus bons mots: Tom's nob's up Mac. #213) T. Eliot Ret. faxes, "Sex after toilet."

#214a) No 'x' - a Saxon. #214b) A man, a person; no 's' re Panama. #215) A man, a Pa; men, a pit - Ipanema (Panama).

add #214c) No 'N' - an axon.

#216) No M. misreps 'persimmon'. [M. = abbrev. 'monsieur'] #217) No lem'n in 'lemon'; no mel'n in 'melon'.

Sorry, I'm really having an off-day. Ignore my previous comment. But starting over with the perplexing wonder of #214a) ... (i) No 'e' - eon. (ii) No 'x' - an axon. (iii) No 'x' - a Saxon. (iv) No 'x', Al - klaxon.

#218) A man, appetite 'P' - Panama. #219) Elope, else sleep. Olé!

#220) O, Gus: No lemon. No melon sugo. [sugo, It. = 'sauce' or 'juice'] #221) No! Mel, awash, saw a lemon.

This entire thread summed up in one: 1) Poop, backwards or forwards!

@Oscar; I'm sure you meant to say ###) "Poop", sides reversed is "Poop."

#222) Dons retool. Looters nod. #223) Pure talk. KKK later up. [cf. #167] #224a) A man, a poser-Pres - O, Panama!

#224b) A man, a poseur; rue so! - Panama. #225) Passable was I ere I saw Elba's sap.

#226) Don won't bed debt. Now nod! #227) One racist nips pints. I care? No.

#228a) Amana - (Panama?). #228b) Amen: a Pietist site - (Ipanema?) #229a) Mix a.m. adage. Egad - a maxim! #229b) Mix a.m. tenet - maxim. #229c) Art, "Name rare mantra."

#230) A man, a pun, gag, a banana bag, a gnu - Panama. #231a) Not a banana baton? #231b) No! It's a banana bastion. #232a) An 'A', 'B', a 'C' - cabana. #232b) 'X', 'Y', no 'Z' - onyx.

Those that can't write, write parodies. Those that can't write parodies, write about palindromes!

#233) A flan, a final plan, if an Alfa. [see #5 and #91] #234) A man, a pail, Amos - Somalia (Panama). #235) Ira, "Fast safari."

#236) God no! Pin taco-catnip on dog? #237) A Santa yodels. I'm misled (oy!) at NASA. #238) Nacho? No! - No 'D'; No 'L' - London ON (oh!) CAN.

#239) Sore? Bursitis rub, Eros. #240) Cain, a motor erotomaniac. #241) I desire not one rise, Edi. #242) Egad! No bondage.

#243a) "Nurses: Run!" b) Loots stool. [cf. #74] #244) Did I cite "Operas Are Poetic"? I did.[cf. #181] #245a) Debut tubed. b) Sad nut, or lot I pace - Capitol rotundas.

#246) a) Strap on no parts. b) No! Tie it on. c) A butt tuba. #247) Are Mac 'n' Oliver ever evil on camera? #248) Harass nil apt, Palin's Sarah.

#249) An ass or canary ran across, Ana. #250a) As I pee sir, I see Pisa. b) Tilt far, raft lit. #251) Wonders in Italy. Latin is red now.

What a pitiful excuse for a woman you must be to continue to show up on this thread with your asinine non-comment palindromes. Utterly worthless. Move on.

#252) Arisen, I ram busy submarines, Ira. #253a) Retracting, I sign it Carter. b) Dubya won? No way, bud. c) No demerits tire me, Don.

#254a) No left felon. b) No L. (left) fell on. c) No R. (tick*) - citron. [*= tick- or check-mark, available in some fonts]

#255a) A man, Apollo - Panama. b) A man, apogee, ego - Panama. #256a) Word row. b) In words drown I. c) In words, alas, drown I. d) In word-salad, alas, drown I. e) Burden - word salami, I'm alas, drowned. Rub!

Cryptic sayings from the Fall of the Palindroman Empire -- Ave, Eva! ... Subi dura a Rudibus (Endure hardships from Rudy) ... Et tigre non regit te (And the tiger shall not rule thee) ... Sum summus mus (I am the mightiest of mice) ... Acide me mal, sed no desola me, Medico (Carry me evil, but dont desolate me, doctor) ... In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni (We wander in circles at night and are consumed by fire)

Young gnu, OY!

#257a) Sator Arepo tenet opera rotas. [The farmer Arepo has, as works, a set of wheels, i.e. a plough. - the famous 'sator square'.] b) Roma tibi subito motibus ibit amor [In Rome, love will quickly come to you.] c) Obama amabo. [I loved Obama.]

#258) A man as plan-it-all - Latin Alps (Panama). #259) Si bene te tua laus taxat, sua laute tenebis. [If your praise rates you well, you'll maintain its concerns splendidly.

#260) Dennis' tennis sin-net sinned. #261) Dennis, Nell, Edna, Ada and Ellen sinned. [For Ada, substitute palindromic names e.g. Elle, Eve, Hannah, Ava, Otto, Lil, Nan etc.] #262) Ed under Deb's bed; red, nude.

#263) "No marks - All I will ask", Ramón. [cf.#115] #264a) Six at my gym. Taxis! b) Go deliver a fare, vile dog.

#265a) Semite Times b) Bar an Arab. #266) Bombard a drab mob. #267) Must sell at tallest sum.

Bar an Arab -- Now here is an example of what is sometimes called a "Trumpendrome"

#268) A man, app, eels asleep - Panama. #269) Aid a canal-panel, Lena; plan - Acadia.

#270a) Won't lovers revolt now? b) Won't filers relift now? c) Won't reverses revert now? #271) Wontons? Not now.

#272a) Won't canes enact now? b) Won't farcers re-craft now? c) Tubers rebut? d) Traders re-dart? #e) Timers remit? f) Roomers re-moor? g) Tinkers re-knit? #273a) Now, Ned, I am a maiden won. b) Ron, I'm a minor!

#274a) Hair! - a pariah. b) A man, a panama. c) Pets did step. d) O! had I Idaho. e) "Semi Times". f) Truce - curt. g) Sup. CCCP. US. #275a) A pan - Napa. b) Ergo, ogre. c) Tuna nut. d) Dump mud. e) Pogo - GOP. f) To idiot: g) Tut-tut! #276a) Not on! b) 'Tis it! c) Peep! d) Aha! e) -zz- . f) I.

#277a) Won't figs gift now? b) Won't rams smart now? c) Murders re-drum? d) Burgers re-grub?

#278a) Won't liters re-tilt now? b) Won't lepers re-pelt now? c) Liars rail? d) Elopers re-pole? #e) Looters re-tool? f) Levers revel?

#279a) Won't cat-lovers revolt? Act now. b) Won't catnip pin act now? c) Won't CAers react now?

#279d) Won't raft-lovers revolt? Fart now. Also correction for #279b) "Won't catnip pint act now."

#280) Oh! cameras are macho. #281) No ill. I'm a million. #282) No. It is opposition. #283) Embargos so grab me.

Also, #280b) Idyll - a tally, Di.

#284) Drawn, I sit. Serene rest is inward. #285a) Egad! a base life defiles a bad age. b) Egad! a bare life-defiler. - a bad age. c)Egad! no bare life-defiler - a bondage. #286) Dogma in my hymn. I am God.

#287) Evil, O evil! - live olive. #288) No melt - lemon. b) No cider. Red icon.

#289a) Enid and Edna dine. b) "Dennis and Edna dine", said I, as Enid and Edna sinned. c) Dennis, Rod, Enid and Edna dined or sinned. #290) Dennis never even sinned. #291) Women! Ah! a mode, Ed - Omaha NE. Mow!

#292) No romp. Race carp, moron. #293) Pure, boss is. Sober up! #294) Ail, Amos. Raft; is it far? - Somalia. #295) I mate-grate. Target am I.

#296) Onion, ah? Hanoi, no. #297) Emily's sassy lime. #298) A gassy baby's saga.

#299) A man, a pergola, Al - ogre (Panama). #300) Viva Lett at Tel Aviv! #301) A can, Ed (a sap) - Pasadena CA.

#302a) Spin: T. rex exert nips. b) Name of a T., Rex - exert a foeman. #303) Came curt war, now I won raw truce, Mac. #304) Egad! Nab bandage.

#305) Plan okra; park on Alp. #306) Ate plate late, petal et al. - PETA.

#307) Do Good's deeds live on? No, Evil's deeds do. O, God! #308) Never a foot too far, even. #309) Splat! Icily licit Alps.

#310a) Do Good's deeds - do, O God. [sec.code LJA]

#310b) No! Evil's deeds live on. #311) Re: "We freer" - fewer. #312a) No drapery re 'pardon'. b) No robe re 'boron'. c) No rod-lid dildo, Ron. d) No 'Darn!' in radon.

#313a) Do gonads' deeds live on? No Evil's deeds, Dan. O, God! b) No! Evil's dog-gods live on. c) No! Evil's tenets live on.

#314) Uvula. 'A luv U. #315) No yarn? Acetate can - rayon. #316) No era far - eon.

#317) Ate plate - ewe et al. - PETA. #318a) No word, no bond, row on. b) No ward, no ban, draw on. #319) Don't revert. Nod! #320) Ms: a crass veritas - Satire vs. Sarcasm.

#321) Neil, atone. Not a lien. #322) Dennis, Nell, Edna, Dad and Ellen sinned. [For 'Dad', substitute any palindromic relation e.g. Mom, Sis, Pop, cf. #208c]

CORRECTION: #318b) No ward, Bannon nab, draw on.

#323) One man, a palate; snub buns et al. - a panameňo. #324) O dilemma, Mme - Lido. #325) Eh, canapé! panache.

This palindromic thread will be moved in both directions to www.ukableparodies.blogspot.com . Now a final word from all the gang here at PALINDROME CENTRAL. (Ed) E-guy - yuge. (Sarah) Okay AK ...O! (Don's Ho) Snot - tons. (Terse Reverse) .. (Melonia) No melululemon. (Pedro) Hasta - 'ats-a 'H'. (Hal) Sin, if ... FINIS.

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