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Song Parodies -> "Communist Picnic"
Original Song Title:
"Teddy Bear Picnic"
Original Performer:
Rosenshantz
Parody Song Title:
"Communist Picnic"
Parody Written by:
Bethel
The Lyrics
I have nothing against Communists, I just thought this was funny. One of our teachers declared the birthday of a certain russian student in our class to be "Commie Day". For some reason I immediately thought of Teddybear Picnic.
If you go into the woods today,
You better go in disguise
If you're discovered
The KGB will give you a big surprise
For every Commie that ever there was
They'll all be there for certain because
Today's the day the Communists have their picnic
Picnic time for Communists!
Down in Stalingrad they're having a lovely holiday
See them drink their vodka mix
And there'll be borsht and keishka on the way
See them gaily dance about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they've had a happy Commie Day!
You better go in disguise
If you're discovered
The KGB will give you a big surprise
For every Commie that ever there was
They'll all be there for certain because
Today's the day the Communists have their picnic
Picnic time for Communists!
Down in Stalingrad they're having a lovely holiday
See them drink their vodka mix
And there'll be borsht and keishka on the way
See them gaily dance about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they've had a happy Commie Day!
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Man, I haven't heard that song in years... what a way to remind me!
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