This whole thing is stupid

When walkin' 'round, I try not to be stupid
Both eyes are aimed ahead, that's how you use 'em (that's how you use 'em)
But things go wrong, so wrong (so wrong, so wrong, so wrong, so wrong)
When someone far less attentive comes (along)

Try to sidestep 'cause no-one wants to bump (to bump)
Into some guy, hate to look the putz
But there's a hitch: he moves the same, sucks (whoa-oh, tiny hitch but it really sucks)
I can't sidestep 'cause this dude won't let up (damn, this dude won't let up)

If it just happened once, I wouldn't be makin' (makin' what? Makin', makin')
This whole entire song, a sad inspiration (hate it, yeah, yeah)
So what goes wrong, so wrong (so damn wrong, so damn wrong)?
The back and forth keeps goin' on (keeps goin' on)

Ev'ry sidestep is matched, it drives me nuts (it's really drivin', it really drives me nuts)
Returned in kind, so perfectly done (so perfectly done, almost not stupid)
This guy's a prick, he just won't let up (spare me, spare me)
I can't sidestep this big pain in my butt (massive pain for me, m-m-massive pain for me)

This is really stupid, this is really stupid
This is really stupid, this is really stupid
This is dumb, so stupid
This is nonsense, so stupid
On purpose? Don't think that's right (this is dumb), he'd then look me in the eyes (so stupid)
But his whole sight (this is nonsense) is composed of his phone, yikes (so stupid)
This is nonsense

I can't sidestep, I can't sidestep
I can't sidestep
This is so stupid
The stupidest bullshit (come on, let me sidestep)
How is this hopeless (come on, let me sidestep)?

I can't sidestep
Come on, let me sidestep (ho-oh), come on, let me sidestep (whoa-oh)
Come on, let me sidestep (whoa-oh)

Let me sidestep before I kick your butt (yeah-eah, come on, let me sidestep)
Use both your eyes to look the hell up (spare me, spare me)
See that I'm pissed 'cause of you, you putz (see, see I'm pissed, see I'm, see I'm pissed, yeah)
I can't sidestep when you match what I've done (both of us can't leave while you match what I've done)

I can't sidestep
Move your stupid butt
Don't just match what I've done
Spare me
Spare me, spare me
Don't copy what I've done