The Christian and the Muslim should be friends.
Oh, the Christian and the Muslim should be friends.
One builds towers of renown, the other likes to knock them down,
But that’s no reason why they can’t be friends.

Folks of both beliefs should be more chummy,
Folks of both beliefs should break some bread.
Christian prays for the Muslim’s torment,
Muslim prays for the Christian’s head.

I’d like to have a word with the Christian:
You came out here and talked about elections

You came out here and killed a lot of young men,

Now no one’s left to vote or get erections.

The Muslim doesn’t drink or crave a pork chop; five times a day he kneels and faces Mecca.
He’s so devout he had a circumcision

God is great, but not the Muslim’s pecker.

But the Christian and the Muslim should be friends.
Oh, the Christian and the Muslim should be friends.
The Christian loves a good Crusade, the Muslim likes his clogs blue suede, and that’s the reason why they can’t be friends.

Crescent and the Cross should stick together,
Arab and the Yankee both have guts.
Yankee and Arab smoke a Camel,
Arab and Yank should share their butts.

Let’s have a few good words for the Christian, back home his lousy job paid just a trifle.
He sleeps upon the soil with a rifle for a goil.

And that’s no way to treat your trusty rifle!

The Muslim should be welcoming to the Christian if he comes by and asks to play some catch.
It’s simply Q.E.D. not to throw an I.E.D.

But if you do, first light it with a match!

Water and oil can’t stick together,
Water and oil must separate.
Only one thing can be agreed to:
Jews are the folks that they both hate.