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Song Parodies -> "New Skies"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Skies"

Original Performer:

Rodgers and Hart musical "Betsy"

Parody Song Title:

"New Skies"

Parody Written by:

Rod Worden

The Lyrics

Looked up in the sky lately? Those are not contrails; contrails disappear in minutes. Those lines criss-crossing the sky and morphing into cloud cover before your eyes are commonly referred to as chemtrails, consisting of tons of nano compounds of aluminum, strontium, barium, and other toxic materials. The elite psychopaths running things have been spraying these toxins over our heads for decades now, polluting our air, waters, oceans, and soils. For inquiring minds who seek truth amidst the lies spewed daily via the msm, info on the subject of chemtrailing, aka geoengineering can be found at: https://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/. The rest of you (i.e., the vast majority, methinks) can just continue to support your team..
New skies, dumping on me

Nothing but chemtrails do I see

Bluebirds, singing a song

Where are the bluebirds? All but gone


Never saw the sky looking so white

Trails everywhere, a maddening sight

Metals are sprayed from tankers on high

Drifting to earth, making it die


Blue skies, all of them gone

Nothing but chemtrails from now on

Ironically, Irving Berlin's 'Blue Skies' of 1926 is one of the most wonderful and upbeat songs ever written, and widely covered. Willie Nelson did a great version in 1978.

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