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Song Parodies -> "Just Keep Your Mouth Closed"
Original Song Title:
"Time Warp"
Original Performer:
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Parody Song Title:
"Just Keep Your Mouth Closed"
Parody Written by:
Duffy
The Lyrics
I have a friend who NEVER watches his words.
It's astounding!
Bears repeating...
Crassness
Takes it's toll
You have no tact, now
I've often told you
Have you
No self control?
I remember
Saying that you should
Measure your every word
But you think that you must
Be so open, it's hurtful
Just keep your mouth closed, alright?
Just keep your mouth closed, alright?
It's so easy to do
You just button your lip
Cause of slip of the lip
Makes it easy to trip
And it's the things you say
That really drive us insa-a-a-a-a-ane
Just keep your mouth closed, alright?
Just keep your mouth closed, alright?
You're so seamy
Your comments, they steam me
Ack! This is not dreamy!
No! Not at all!
With such acidic linguistics
That can astound even mystics
I've concluded
You've got gall
When your words all make you trip
And make your dear friends flip
And they all
Get dearly hurt
Just give your friends a
Real mea culpa
Just keep your mouth closed, alright?
Just keep your mouth closed, alright?
It's so easy to do
You just button your lip
Cause of slip of the lip
Makes it easy to trip
And it's the things you say
That really drive us insa-a-a-a-a-ane
Bears repeating...
Crassness
Takes it's toll
You have no tact, now
I've often told you
Have you
No self control?
I remember
Saying that you should
Measure your every word
But you think that you must
Be so open, it's hurtful
Just keep your mouth closed, alright?
Just keep your mouth closed, alright?
It's so easy to do
You just button your lip
Cause of slip of the lip
Makes it easy to trip
And it's the things you say
That really drive us insa-a-a-a-a-ane
Just keep your mouth closed, alright?
Just keep your mouth closed, alright?
You're so seamy
Your comments, they steam me
Ack! This is not dreamy!
No! Not at all!
With such acidic linguistics
That can astound even mystics
I've concluded
You've got gall
When your words all make you trip
And make your dear friends flip
And they all
Get dearly hurt
Just give your friends a
Real mea culpa
Just keep your mouth closed, alright?
Just keep your mouth closed, alright?
It's so easy to do
You just button your lip
Cause of slip of the lip
Makes it easy to trip
And it's the things you say
That really drive us insa-a-a-a-a-ane
© 2003, Valerie Duffy
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"Brad!"
"Janet!"
"Dr. Scott!"
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"FIVES! HUNHH!"
"Janet!"
"Dr. Scott!"
"Janet!"
"Brad!"
"Duffy!"
"FIVES! HUNHH!"
Oh, Johnny D, you made me laugh so hard! Thanks!!!!
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