This old band, they play on
They play though they're almost gone
With a Mick trip, giant lip
Keith looks like all bones
This old band is "Rolling Stones"

This old band, played "The Who"
Though there now are only two
With windmill as a thrill
Pete is almost deaf
This old band looks worse than "Hef"

This old band, CSN
Used to sound good way back when
With a big three harmony
Liver's almost done
This old band should get back Young

This old band, Fleetwood Mac
Sure did go through lots of crack
With a sniff snort, back to court
Habits made them poor
This old band still needs to tour

This old band, tickets sold
Eagles touring, Hell gets cold
With a spotlight, no more fight
Singin' all the hits
This band gave up hissy fits

This old band, old slow hand
19 groups he loves to jam
With a hot chick, play a lick
Really paid his dues
Eric Clapton does the blues

This old band, Kokomo
Two dead Wilsons, one to go
While a Beach Boys song annoys
They won't take a hike
All that's left is Al and Mike

This old band, Jethro Tull
See them live, they're never dull
With a root-toot, breathy flute
Anderson on fire
This old band just won't retire

This old band, Motley Crue
Showing off ten new tattoos
With a big sound, in the round
Not one decent song
Drummer has a giant dong

This old band, Yes, I hear
Still plays on year after year
And there's no doubt, Roundabout
Will be on the bill
This old band is playing still