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Song Parodies -> "The Night Time Is the Bite Time"

Original Song Title:

"The Night Time Is the Right Time"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles/CCR

Parody Song Title:

"The Night Time Is the Bite Time"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

leukocytes: white blood cells, erythrocytes: red blood cells
You know the night time
(Not the day)
Oh, is the bite time
(No decay)
They'll eat, lick, and chew your jug.

Undead like bite time
(Not the day)
Ghouls drink at night time
(End of day)
They'll eat, lick, and chew your mug

Tasty
(Like filet)
They find you tasty, tasty
(Like paté)
Gourmands, they eat real hasty
(No delay)
Gorged

You know they'll mug you
(Night, not day)
Start to drink, then chug you
(Like Gamay)
Your face squeezed
('Cause you're drained)
Is lookin' pasty
(Blanched and pained)

You know the night time
(Not the day)
Oh, is the bite time
(No decay)
They'll eat, lick, and chew your jug

You know, post-bite time
(You're bloodstained)
Your face, white as lime
('Cause you're drained)
You'll eat, lick, and chew on jugs

You'll rise at night time
(After day)
You'll grind at bite time
(No decay)
You'll eat, lick, and chew on mugs

On leukocytes dine
(Suck away)
Erythrocytes dine
(Umm, type A!)
You'll be one of those who chug


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TJC - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Mellow, stout bodied with great legs....yet somehow draconian...
AFW - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Great "Nip and Suck" here
alvin rhodes - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
i like the way you handled the call and response parts
John Barry - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC, AFW, Alvin.
Tim Hall - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Bela Lugosi would be proud.
Michael Pacholek - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
You can always Count on John Barry. I went batty over this one. A bloody good parody that I could really sink my teeth into. Might even say it was incis-ive. Don't worry, I haven't even dent-ed my collection of excruciating puns. So keep vamping it up.
MIKE - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment
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