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Song Parodies -> "Sir Waffle the Beautiful"
Original Song Title:
"America the Beautiful"
Original Performer:
Ray Charles
Parody Song Title:
"Sir Waffle the Beautiful"
Parody Written by:
Melissa Rudd
The Lyrics
This is a parody of America the Beautiful about my cat, Waffle.
Sir Waffle the Beautiful
O beautiful for spacious eyes
An amber shade of green
And purple round his majesty
Behind the window screen
Sir Waffle! O Sir Waffle!
Well-fed and free of flea
I vow thy good in motherhood
O leonine kitty!
O beautiful for padded feet,
Unheard in passing, steps
That Bean, thy brother kitten, greet
With pounces villainous!
Sir Waffle! O Sir Waffle!
God render kind thy paw
Confirm thy soul in self-control
And please retract thy claw!
O beautiful, a hero who,
Deliberating, strikes!
From drawer and shelf, this hunter loves
His quarry more than life!
Sir Waffle! O Sir Waffle!
Ferocious or benign,
Thou art the best and noblest
Felicitous feline
O beautiful for sapient dreams.
Asleep with twitching ears,
My little master kitty schemes
Unhemmed by human fears!
Sir Waffle, O Sir Waffle!
Well-fed and free of flea
I vow thy good in motherhood
O leonine kitty!
O beautiful for spacious eyes
An amber shade of green
And purple round his majesty
Behind the window screen
Sir Waffle! O Sir Waffle!
Well-fed and free of flea
I vow thy good in motherhood
O leonine kitty!
O beautiful for padded feet,
Unheard in passing, steps
That Bean, thy brother kitten, greet
With pounces villainous!
Sir Waffle! O Sir Waffle!
God render kind thy paw
Confirm thy soul in self-control
And please retract thy claw!
O beautiful, a hero who,
Deliberating, strikes!
From drawer and shelf, this hunter loves
His quarry more than life!
Sir Waffle! O Sir Waffle!
Ferocious or benign,
Thou art the best and noblest
Felicitous feline
O beautiful for sapient dreams.
Asleep with twitching ears,
My little master kitty schemes
Unhemmed by human fears!
Sir Waffle, O Sir Waffle!
Well-fed and free of flea
I vow thy good in motherhood
O leonine kitty!
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