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Song Parodies -> "You Stuck A Pen In Me"

Original Song Title:

"You Got A Friend In Me"

Original Performer:

Randy Newman

Parody Song Title:

"You Stuck A Pen In Me"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi

The Lyrics

You stuck a pen in me
You stuck a pen in me
When you got mad and you stabbed my head
Instead of blood
I bled ink instead
Just get me in a comfy Hospital bed
Boy, You stuck a pen in me
Yeah, You stuck a pen in me

You stuck a pen in me
You stuck a pen in me
Ink is flowin' through my blood and veins
I'm in surgery and I'm in Pain
Cuz, You stuck a pen in me
You stuck a pen in me

And the doctors say that
I may be a in bed forever
weaker and thinner too
Oh Crap
But there is no way I could ever talk
or I may never ever ever walk

Boy, as the years go by
They say that I might die
Just cuz of what you did to me
You stuck a pen in me
You stuck a pen in me
You stuck a pen in me

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Frankie - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Lovely. =)
MrMacphisto - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me of that scene in "Grosse Pointe Blank"
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Never Heard of it.
MrMacphisto - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
great movie with John Cusack, Dan Akroyd, and Minnie Driver....
???? - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Je ne sais quoi aussi...
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
huh? Are you like trying to say I'm Australian?
MrMacphisto - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
he/she said, "I do not know too?" I guess he/she is questioning your name? Perhaps, he/she isn't familiar with the idiomatic use of "Je Ne Sais Quoi"....
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok. I only know "Aussie" as refering to Australia. So to Me, "Je Ne Sais Quoi Aussi", is like Tarzan saying "Jane European" Sorry.
Gel - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!!!! 5-5-5!!!!!!!!!!

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