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Song Parodies -> "Mourn Doomed Date"
Original Song Title:
"Born Too Late"
Original Performer:
Poni-Tails
Parody Song Title:
"Mourn Doomed Date"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
"Mourn doomed date". . .as sung by Dickey Lee.
To lose his girl, Laura, in a crashed late-
model car was his fate.
Mourned doomed date--the song is about his lost love,
Who died, got fried. It was her fate
To disintegrate.
In such pop schlock there's another
Crooner besides Dickey:
It's J. Frank Wilson, and his tune
Also concerns eternity.
This guy too. . .
Mourns doomed date; he says a prayer,
Also, he cries
'cause his inamorata mate
Is now inanimate.
Mourned two dates, who didn't wear
Seat belts and died.
They met a vehicular fate.
Ay! Guys corny tunes pra-a-a-a-a-ate.
On my ear horns they grate.
Third-rate.
To lose his girl, Laura, in a crashed late-
model car was his fate.
Mourned doomed date--the song is about his lost love,
Who died, got fried. It was her fate
To disintegrate.
In such pop schlock there's another
Crooner besides Dickey:
It's J. Frank Wilson, and his tune
Also concerns eternity.
This guy too. . .
Mourns doomed date; he says a prayer,
Also, he cries
'cause his inamorata mate
Is now inanimate.
Mourned two dates, who didn't wear
Seat belts and died.
They met a vehicular fate.
Ay! Guys corny tunes pra-a-a-a-a-ate.
On my ear horns they grate.
Third-rate.
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i have a soft spot in my heart for doomed date ditties....i even remember one i heard on dr. demento where the guy actually climbs in the casket of his beloved to spend eternity
Pirate Jack Bizarrow, very PoeTic piece, Sir. Funny lines: " Her Fate to disenegrate" . . . " Mourned 2 dates"!
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