Song Parodies -> "I've Got No Ping"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got No Strings"

Original Performer:

"I've Got No Ping"

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The Lyrics

A silly little song to add to my song total while i wait to actually be inspired

I've got no ping
It's frozen now
How may I fix, this tell me how
I had ping
But now oh shoot
I will have to reboot

Boo hoo was on yahoo
Was about to beat that guy
And now I'm gonna lose
Since I will run out of time

I've got no ping
Dial-up is hell
Wish that I could have DSL
Or something else
That runs quickly
And will not freeze on me

I've got no ping
I'm filled with rage
This junk was made in the stone age
Ya ya ya
It's far from new
It's from 2002

I've got no ping
Dumb pop-up ads
I bet that they
Have caused this crash
I'm the king
Of things like this
I bet it's a virus

I win at poker hands
More than in these games online
And you must understand
That I laugh with every lie

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Phil Alexander - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice one TD... another entry in the canon of internet parody :-)

Pat - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment

Yeah...nice one. What's this entry thing I keep hearing about?

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