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Song Parodies -> "Farting"
Original Song Title:
"Mother"
Original Performer:
Pink Floyd
Parody Song Title:
"Farting"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
This is from The Wall Live (1980-81). 8 minutes long and sung quite slowly with pauses between the lines is why the format appears the way it does.
[intro]
Farting yes it stinks, its like a bomb
Farting yes it stinks, its odorous
Farting really stinks it peels the paint- off walls
Phew...ugh, farting is a nose assault
Farting makes you reek of excrement
People they may uh-ter expletives
Wonder if something crawled in your ass- 'n DIED!
Phew...ah, that's the Hydrogen Sulfide
Make 'em loudly, proudly, like a guy!,
Farting's gonna make all of your friends say 'Oh Dude'!
As they run for cover somewhere quite far from you
Farting's gonna catch up to those who are downwind
If you let one fly, its the 8th deadly sin
Farting is con-sidered out of the norm?
All.. asses
Make.. gasses
(oooh) Move people, this fart coming is the king of them all!
[long flatulent solo-true air guitar]
[Insert Terrance and Phillip jokes here if you wish]
Ooooh Damn
Ooooh Damn
Oooh...oooh
People do you think you've had enough
Of me
Farting is a way to say **** off
Believe
People gasp for air that odor boy, is sharp
Poot..-a, nother vicious hor-rid fart
Make 'em loudly, proudly, nuke the sky!,
Farting's gonna clear out all those girlfriends for you
(And) farting puts your country on.. Death-Con threat two
Roaches they do give up, 'cause death's imminent
(And) Farting will always drive off a-li-ens
I'm a-gonna keep farting 'til there's just me..
Oooh.. damn!
Oooh.. maybe
(oooh) Two left, I unleashed the double-u MD
Honey did you have to feed me,
EGGS?
Farting yes it stinks, its like a bomb
Farting yes it stinks, its odorous
Farting really stinks it peels the paint- off walls
Phew...ugh, farting is a nose assault
Farting makes you reek of excrement
People they may uh-ter expletives
Wonder if something crawled in your ass- 'n DIED!
Phew...ah, that's the Hydrogen Sulfide
Make 'em loudly, proudly, like a guy!,
Farting's gonna make all of your friends say 'Oh Dude'!
As they run for cover somewhere quite far from you
Farting's gonna catch up to those who are downwind
If you let one fly, its the 8th deadly sin
Farting is con-sidered out of the norm?
All.. asses
Make.. gasses
(oooh) Move people, this fart coming is the king of them all!
[long flatulent solo-true air guitar]
[Insert Terrance and Phillip jokes here if you wish]
Ooooh Damn
Ooooh Damn
Oooh...oooh
People do you think you've had enough
Of me
Farting is a way to say **** off
Believe
People gasp for air that odor boy, is sharp
Poot..-a, nother vicious hor-rid fart
Make 'em loudly, proudly, nuke the sky!,
Farting's gonna clear out all those girlfriends for you
(And) farting puts your country on.. Death-Con threat two
Roaches they do give up, 'cause death's imminent
(And) Farting will always drive off a-li-ens
I'm a-gonna keep farting 'til there's just me..
Oooh.. damn!
Oooh.. maybe
(oooh) Two left, I unleashed the double-u MD
Honey did you have to feed me,
EGGS?
copyright 2005+ Red Ant
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Seems like bodily functions are the theme of the day. BTW: There's no guarantee that it will still be there when YOU (Whoever you are) read this, but I found the original song on the following page:
www.davidson.edu/academic/german/201studs/rice/Web8.html
www.davidson.edu/academic/german/201studs/rice/Web8.html
Thanks Peter.
LOLOL!! That was so funny for a topic I usually don't go for! You made the most of every little sound.....and curses on you for getting on a Pink Floyd song ahead of me. ; ) j/k
Peter...thank you so much for finding this. I remembered vaguely how it sounded, which was good, but I couldn't find anything except that sample . ............>>>
Peter...thank you so much for finding this. I remembered vaguely how it sounded, which was good, but I couldn't find anything except that sample . ............>>>
Ha! I remembered that I did a Pink Floyd song ages ago.....
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/pinkfloyd0.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/pinkfloyd0.shtml
what a gas...5s
Thanks Pat, Alvin and the anonymous voters.
Best "Mother" parody I have ever read (even mine). 555
Thanks Agrimorfee, and I'll get to your in a day or so.
Gassy effort
I like your "Santa" Mother parody better than this one because as you know I am not a fan of bathroom humor and this one is all about that... "its the 8th deadly sin" was a pretty clever line, and I do love Pink Floyd and this certain original song
(ABC-5F)
This really stinks, but in a good way, I think. This parody does not even fart around. Amusing sophomoric undertaking. I'm smelling 3 fives for this one.
This really stinks, but in a good way, I think. This parody does not even fart around. Amusing sophomoric undertaking. I'm smelling 3 fives for this one.
(ABC) very imaginative inclusion of Death-Con threat two, Jack, and I laughed at the 8th deadly sin line - that idea should be taken seriously - lol - 555
What is this "farting" of which you speak? For I am civilized, and know nothing of such things. But this was a well-written parody; good job.
(Ages2) Some clever lines in this one, Ant (though I'm sure it's Defcon, not Deathcon...whatever). Kind of old, but still pretty good. 555!
Damnitt, I meant ABC4, not Ages2. Oops!
(ABC) Not bad, not bad. Cute. Made me smile. Was tempted to give 5-4-5. but what the heck, let 'er rip: 5-5-5. P.S. Didn't know the original song but enjoyed it.
The Poomaster would be proud! I wasn't familiar with the Floyd song either, you did a good job with it!
Uh .. .was Pink Floyd channeling Led Zeppelin or something here??? The topic has never been a hang up for me, but this original song made me want to poke my eyes out with thumb tacks, seriously it kept draggin on. . .and on. . .and on. . .if you ever record this, please make sure you put the mic to your butt-hole, you'll need to fill all that "dead air" :)
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