If you need a taxi, call 6-9-6-3.
Well, I know you'll get good service, baby,
Because that number belongs to me.

If you're in a hurry, don't know what to do,
Call my number, baby; I'll be right out for you.
I'll get you where you want to be.
Taxi, taxi 6-9-6-3.

There's cabbies in ev'ry city.
There's cabbies in ev'ry town.
All those fellas are just like me;
They knows their way aroun'.
But if in my city you happen to be,
It's taxi, taxi 6-9-6-3.

Let's hear it, taxi; let's talk about it, taxi.
Lady, do you want a taxi? I'm drivin' a taxi.
So if in this city you happen to be,
Taxi, taxi 6-9-6-3.

[Yeah, rock with me, man; talk about that taxi cab.]
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[Wait, fellas, wait. Yeah!]

Now don't get yourself all worried,
Don't get yourself all in a stew.
Just call my number, baby; I'll be right out for you.
Pay what the meter reads when its flag is down.
My taxi cab will surely be 'roun'.

Let's get a taxi. Whoa! I wants a taxi.
Taxi, taxi, taxi, let's talk about taxi.
Don't forget when you call for me.
Taxi, taxi 6-9-6-3.

[Yeah! Get with me. Let's rock!]

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Rich few feed new taxes; all are fine with me.
Internal Revenue Service agents
See flaws when numbers seem wrong, due fee.

Ryan's in a hurry, won't grow spending blue,
All his numbers say, "Senile? Gee, lights-out for you."
I'll let you live full century,
Waxed by taxes and fines and fees.

There's taxes in ev'ry city.
There's taxes in ev'ry state.
Most tax filers are trusting me
To slow their pay's tax rate.
But if sinful richie you happen to be,
I'll max your taxes and fines and fees.

Let's fear flat-tax pleas; let's talk about VAT tax, please.
Boehner, do you want a tax freeze? I'm drivin' a tax seize.
So if sinful richie you happen to be,
Fax your taxes (they're mine) to me.

[Yeah, walk with me, man; talk about untaxed e-gab.]
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[Wait, fellas, wait. Yeah!]

Now Republicans are worried,
Won't get a windfall when I'm through.
Trust all my numbers-trading; I'll see fight out for you.
Say, what tax cheater pleads when we drag him down,
"My tax software will guilty be foun'."?

Let's get a tax tree. Whoa! I want naught tax-free.
Tax he, tax she, tax tea; let's balk about "tax me."
Won't regret when economy
Lacks jobs, backs up in lines that freeze.

[Yeah! Get with me. Let's rock!]