CHORUS:
Ow! Block sphinctery log is in me. Whew! Yes there's doo in me,
It won't spew from me, loo voodoo I need.
Block sphinctery log is in me. Whew! Yes there's doo in me,
But I'm holding my shite.

I got stream from my body--piss did blastaway.
It all dripped fastaway, but the sh*ts plantastay.
There's a bum-is-full feeling--can't wield crapaway.
Smelly seat's all I get for my strife.

CHORUS

Never knew that a fart could go stink thataway,
Nasal sting thatbouquet, sphincter ring flatulate.
A "goodbye' to my dungles wish I hadtasay.
Never pinch one despite all my strife.

CHORUS

I can toot cottage cheese beauts that take hatsaway,
The winds blew thataway, jet stream takes gasaway.
I opened my can; air out the room straightaway.
Were I crappy, I'd feel blessed for life.

Ow! Block sphinctery log is in me. Whew! Yes there's doo in me,
No poo stirs from behind.
Ow! Proc, dig in me; log's killin' me. Exhume this doo from me.
Doc will go in and mine.

Got log!!