Drank a whole case got stoned for the holidays,
And my bladder kept sprayin' out the foam.
Drank some wine and some moonshine now a foggy daze,
Drinkin' for three days I can't find my way home.

I'll get a can or two of Genesee,
Maybe three or four.
Who can blame ya if you're on a drunken high?
They'll arraign ya if you're travlin',
And tipsy in your car.
Breath-a-logic's scientific,
It's not magic, it's specific.

Drank a whole case got stoned for the holidays,
It don't matter on ex-press way or berm.
If you want to go drivin' in a foggy haze,
Spend your holiday
You'll be for sure interned.

Take a bus, take a train,
Go and hop an aeroplane,
Leave the wife and kiddies out the family car.
Driving plastered sure can sting,
It is such a dumb bell thing,
Get ripped don't leave the bar.

I'll get a can or two of Genesee,
Maybe three or four.
Who can blame ya if you're on a drunken high?
They'll arraign ya if you're travlin',
And tipsy in your car.
Breath-a-logic's scientific,
It's not magic, it's specific.

Drank a whole case got stoned for the holidays,
It don't matter on ex-press way or berm.
If you want to go drivin' in a foggy haze,
Spend your holiday
You'll be for sure interned.