Yes, We're all getting stoned on this holiday
Hippies chatter "bout the day they toke
When you pine for a cigar they are free today
On this holiday, even the squares get stoned

Drugs in demand for this April Twenty
At the cigar store
None? Complain, yah. We all want to get a high
Our drug fried brains, eh, blokes unraveling
Need no whisky, Pot's our score
From Marlboro to the Camels
Or just huff some fresh enamel

Cause we're all getting stoned on this holiday
Stoners scatter as the cops raid their home
If you want to be happy? Then just take a blaze
On this holiday
You can't beat being stoned

Need a light?
Soon obtained
Go and plant your own cocaine
Bring the wife and kiddies
For some family fun
For drug treasure people bring
Lick a toad for certain zing
"Cid trip won't be too far

I met a man who's dressed like a hippie
He was bedding whore
Won't complain nah
She looks good because he's high (Because he's high)
His drug fried brain yah, sure unraveling
Kinda a dizzy crashed to floor
From Marlboro to the Camels
Or just huff some fresh enamel

No, There's no phase too stoned on this holiday
Mad as hatters each one as they toke
If you're going slaphappy, and you're eyes have glazed
On this holiday
You must be getting stoned
On this holiday
You must be getting stoned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!