I wear a 36 size D bra all day, but the full moons come out at night
I have a wide load down below and that rounds out my figure just right
I simply define Rubinesque and make anorectics look like a fright
I hope to win election day so I can set the world of fashion aright.

I'm Sarah Palin! P-a-l-i-n, I'll say it again,
I'm Sarah Palin! P-a-l-i-n.

I'm raising five kids and I'll have as many as nature provides
Soon, I'll be a grandma and I'll make all my daughters be brides
I can babysit all the kids while at the same time I'm working out my campaign
And before all my kids are through breeding I'll start all over again.

I'm Sarah Palin! P-a-l-i-n, I'll say it again,
I'm Sarah Palin! P-a-l-i-n.

If you come to me hungry, well I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
I'll go out and bag a cow moose and fix it especially for you
I'll go out and shoot it before dawn, carve it and have it on the table at four
And there'll be plenty more left over, so tomorrow you can have some more.

I'm Sarah Palin! P-a-l-i-n, I'll say it again,
I'm Sarah Pa - (interrupted) Kosher? What's that?

I don't cater to no special interest groups like homos and Lesbians
I'm a real man's woman and I'll keep America for Americans
If you're a real macho man who knows women, you'd never vote for Hillary
But if you're an animal lover who hates guns you can vote for that Urkel guy!

I'm Sarah Palin! P-a-l-i-n, I'll say it again,
I'm Sarah Palin! P-a-l-i-n - and McCain!