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Song Parodies -> "Dump Wants To Eat Doggies In Store Windows"

Original Song Title:

"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"Dump Wants To Eat Doggies In Store Windows"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

That Vance drools for doggies in store windows
He wants to munch on their tails
Dump wants to eat doggies in store windows
He's glad that those dogs are for sale

They don't need a trip to California
They like the dog meat at their homes
Their liking eating pets is so gruesome
Would even shock those of old Rome

That Vance drools for doggies in store windows
He wants to munch on their tails
Dump wants to eat doggies in store windows
He's glad that those dogs are for sale

We see in the news many liars
Who like to keep folks in the dark
We sure need fact checkers to protect us
From phony, false fucks and their barks

Dump wants to eat bunnies and kitties
He wants to eat parrots that talk
Vance wants to drink down a bowl of fishies
He'd even eat puffer fish and hawks

That Vance drools for doggies in store windows
He wants to munch on their tails
Dump wants to eat doggies in store windows
He's glad that those dogs are for sale


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Quit Noticing Reality, Racists! - September 27, 2024 - Report this comment
https://rumble.com/v5ehsdn
Kenyan Dog Meat Eater - September 27, 2024 - Report this comment
It's kinda tough:
Video Link That Got Cut Off: - September 27, 2024 - Report this comment
Dog meat is tough; snake meat is tougher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyD7pfYf7-c
eeL deaL - September 27, 2024 - Report this comment
At least I’m better than the_conqueror_of_parodiez at writing parodies.
Catchy Original Song: - September 27, 2024 - Report this comment
https://suno.com/song/433128fe-5585-448c-83eb-357c840265b9

Stray dog wanders down the lane;
Grab that mutt for our food chain!
Ducks and chickens will taste great
Served up on our dinner plate.
vegan minstrel - September 28, 2024 - Report this comment
Is that why Orange Orangutan doesn't have a dog for a pet? He considers them food?
Zen Adam B. - September 28, 2024 - Report this comment
Explains why they falsely accused the Haitians; they want all the canines for themselves. And if JD Chance likes puffer fish we should not discourage him ;-p
Army Turkey Trot Coming - September 29, 2024 - Report this comment
What JD Vance wants is to restore the Ottoman Empire. Quit dogging him about eating Haitian couisine.

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