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Song Parodies -> "They Munch On Pet Doggies? That’s A Big NO!"
Original Song Title:
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Patti Page
Parody Song Title:
"They Munch On Pet Doggies? That’s A Big NO!"
Parody Written by:
SDS
The Lyrics
They munch on pet doggies?
That’s a big NO!
It’s only a shaggy dog tale
They munch on pet doggies?
That’s just wind blown
By a rabid mutt that sure ails
Some ain’t got a grip on reality
And take to heart the crazy’s drone
Mad-dog numbers that heed him have grown some
And so he throws his clown hounds a bone
Haitians munch on doggies?
That’s a big NO!
It’s only a shaggy dog tale
They munch on pet doggies?
That’s just wind blown
Those that believe it at truth fail
It’s said by a crazy that they gobble
Down doggies they roast after dark
But nutjobs believe this, redirect it
To others without a brain spark
They don’t eat a bunny or a kitty
Because the Hait’ cuisine is dog
Canines to them are the most delicious
Mutts buy tales told them by a Trog
Haitians munch on doggies?
That’s just wind blown
By a bad debater that failed
Some munch on dog stories
Cuz their lid’s blown
Heed crap from one that should be jailed
That’s a big NO!
It’s only a shaggy dog tale
They munch on pet doggies?
That’s just wind blown
By a rabid mutt that sure ails
Some ain’t got a grip on reality
And take to heart the crazy’s drone
Mad-dog numbers that heed him have grown some
And so he throws his clown hounds a bone
Haitians munch on doggies?
That’s a big NO!
It’s only a shaggy dog tale
They munch on pet doggies?
That’s just wind blown
Those that believe it at truth fail
It’s said by a crazy that they gobble
Down doggies they roast after dark
But nutjobs believe this, redirect it
To others without a brain spark
They don’t eat a bunny or a kitty
Because the Hait’ cuisine is dog
Canines to them are the most delicious
Mutts buy tales told them by a Trog
Haitians munch on doggies?
That’s just wind blown
By a bad debater that failed
Some munch on dog stories
Cuz their lid’s blown
Heed crap from one that should be jailed
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Well, who are we gonna believe, you or our own lyin' eyes?
https://x.com/realchrisrufo/status/1835354219454533862
https://x.com/realchrisrufo/status/1835354219454533862
Certainly we cannot dispute the reports of unnamed persons reportedly testifying in some video presumably produced by the presumed author of this tweet that reportedly exists somewhere because there is no link provided by the author of this tweet. Just like JD, you "create stories" MAGgie.. Just stop being so silly.
It's not our fault you're too stupid to know how to look up a Substack link, Leftardy:
https://christopherrufo.com/p/the-cat-eaters-of-ohio
The actual video is right after the quote “Look like his homies on the grill!”
https://christopherrufo.com/p/the-cat-eaters-of-ohio
The actual video is right after the quote “Look like his homies on the grill!”
Of course, it's not ONLY Haitians or folks from the Congo chowing down on pets. That dog meat's "tough" stuff, ain't it, racist Kenyan Usurper Hussein?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyD7pfYf7-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyD7pfYf7-c
"What'd you do? Why'd you kill the cat?"
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/HaitianMigrantCat.mp4?_=2
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/HaitianMigrantCat.mp4?_=2
I look forward to giggling at the amateur journalism you are linking me to MAGgie..
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/haitian-immigrant-pet-eating-row-ohio-woman-accused-of-eating-cat-is-us-citizen-video-is-from-canton-not-springfield/articleshow/113320756.cms
...Just as soon as you learn how to read, right, Leftardy?
Koreans are notorious for eating pets, especially dogs. Why don't you pick on them?
Indeed, Asians in general (more Chinese than Koreans, however) have been known for eating inunabe, a.k.a. dog stew; and of course, the comments sections I frequent have been rife with posts of that "Cat's In The Kettle" parody of Harry Chapin's song for days now. Last I checked, though, the Asians weren't coming over here and eating OUR pets; anything they eat, they've mostly either raised for themselves or purchased. A lot of us also agree that the Haitians could HAVE those obnoxious geese they've been seen (and photographed) grabbing for all we care, but they do still need to get a hunting license for that.
"Cats In The Kettle" .. Damn, wish I had thought of that one!!
Well, that's an old joke from Manic Larry Baker from all the way back in 2003, CML. Unless you're some kind of prophet or time traveler, I don't see why you should have any regrets for not thinking of it first.
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