Song Parodies -> "I Be Long To Her"

Original Song Title:

"You Belong To Me"

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Original Performer:

"I Be Long To Her"

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The Lyrics

I was born and made the doctor smile
Mama first named me Louise, then Lyle
Found a gal who loves a stubby style,
I Be Long To Her

High school football, when I suited up
Only wore a "Zero Zero" cup
I'm wee willied like a poodle pup,
But, I Be Long To Her

She'd be so alone without me
Don't need no enhancement pills
To cure these ills...

In the restroom, when I go to drain
Gotta' fish and hunt and get eyestrain
Prob'lly ought'a hook it on a chain
But, I Be Long To Her

Oh, I'd be so alone without her
When I'm feelin' like a dud
She' calls me "Stud"

So, why worry what an image means
No more stuffin' socks inside my jeans
Honey says it makes her kitty purr..
And, I Be Long To Her...

Yes, I Be long, and
I Belong...To....Her

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Red Ant - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Very clever title, and as "long" as your content makes her content, that's all that matters. 5s are enough here... ("Prob'lly ought'a hook it on a chain" - ouch!)

Kristof Robertson - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment

AFW: to me, you've always been massive....ly talented when it comes to making me laugh. A humongous 555

AFW - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, Red Ant..clever comments...........and thanks Kristof. The feeling is mutual, concerning your work

alvin rhodes - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment

funny twist...i be longing to give you fives

Below Average Dave - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment

"No more stuffin' socks inside my jeans" Getting a bit busty on us there AFW? Funny to say the least--I'm surprised actually that you aren't part of the SOTM contests over at Inthe00s (well not right now after the hack attack) but at any rate-keep it up. . . -badave

AFW - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin, and B.A.D.

Stuart McArthur - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment

well at least you know she loves you for your personality AFW - LOL - some very funny lines - 555

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