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Song Parodies -> "America(The Bootyfull)"
Original Song Title:
"America(The Beautiful)"
Original Performer:
Patriotic-traditional
Parody Song Title:
"America(The Bootyfull)"
Parody Written by:
Frank Honzu
The Lyrics
"AMERICA(The Bootyfull)
Oh Bootyfull, for spacious thighs
For cellulite insane!
For Purple Calves, Obesities
And Varicoscious veins!
AMERICA! AMERICA!
God save some space for me!
Decrease the pounds
And mammoth mounds
Of She to dining She!
Oh Bootyfull! on weighted feet
Whose stern outsplits the dress..
Whose menu fare for "Eat'em treats"
Fulfills their happiness!
AMERICA! AMERICA!
God purge this urge to gnaw!
Replace sweet rolls
with self controls
And give them all lockjaw!
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Wow, I'd use it to educate people about the obesity epidemic happening today.
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