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Song Parodies -> "French Letters in the Sand"
Original Song Title:
"Love Letters in the Sand"
Original Performer:
Pat Boone/Ted Black
Parody Song Title:
"French Letters in the Sand"
Parody Written by:
LucidLupin LeeBee
The Lyrics
1930's - Ted Black & 1950's - Pat Boone.
Pol-lu-tion every day
We scrape the stuff away
Crud & french letters in the sand
Lots of stuff you cant hide
It sails in on the tide
Old used french letters in the sand
Sanitary towells a few & tampons & poo
And somehow a cow made of plastic too
Broken cups 'n' paper plates
With every wave that breaks
And used french letters in the sand
(whistling/retching)
Broke cups 'n' paper plates
With every wave that breaks
And used french letters in the sand
We scrape the stuff away
Crud & french letters in the sand
Lots of stuff you cant hide
It sails in on the tide
Old used french letters in the sand
Sanitary towells a few & tampons & poo
And somehow a cow made of plastic too
Broken cups 'n' paper plates
With every wave that breaks
And used french letters in the sand
(whistling/retching)
Broke cups 'n' paper plates
With every wave that breaks
And used french letters in the sand
© lucidlupin leebee 2004
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This is the second parody I've read today that has made me want to heave...well done, LLLB...555
Sorry about that Kristof - this one was just asking to be done - wrote itself before I started... ;)
ps.....It also reflects the state of certain beaches where I live in Cornwall UK sometimes - hence the campaign group Surfers Against Sewage started here... ;)
interesting parody to a rarely seen old song
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