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Song Parodies -> "Anthrax Up My Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke Gets in Your Eyes"

Original Performer:

Otto Harbach and Jerome Kern

Parody Song Title:

"Anthrax Up My Nose"

Parody Written by:

Valerie F. de Daulles

The Lyrics

They asked me if I knew
Just exactly who
Sent what was inside
The letter that I'd
Quickly set aside

I guess you know the rest
Doctors took a test
And what do you suppose?
The test result shows
Anthrax up my nose

So I scoffed and brushed that letter off
So what if it's from Riyadh?
But today, my cough won't go away
And now I'm postal mad

Like Brokaw said with lust
"In Cipro We Trust"
They took all my clothes
Now everybody knows
There's anthrax up my nose
Velkro
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