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Song Parodies -> "Still Votes Ones"

Original Song Title:

"Still the One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Orleans

Parody Song Title:

"Still Votes Ones"

Parody Written by:

Scathe

The Lyrics

This is a message to the ones guy:You're only encouraging us. ;-)
You've been voting here since way back when.
Some people here don't want your votes again.
And we want you to know, after all these years.
You're still the one biggest pain in our rears.

You still vote ones -- out of the purest spite.
Still vote ones -- and won't say why.
We're just having fun, and you still vote ones.

We submit ideas that come our way.
But we never see your votes right away.
When the votes came, We're ready to blow.
But deep in our heads, our minds went a-glow.

You still vote ones -- which is real sad.
Still vote ones -- to make us look bad.
We're just having fun, and you still vote ones.
You still vote ones -- and never quit.
Still vote ones -- as a coward's fit.
We're just having fun, and you still vote ones.

These days, we turn the other cheek.
With a one's guy spoof, every week.

You still vote ones -- and became a joke.
Still vote ones -- so we tease and poke.
We're all making fun, 'cause you still vote ones.

You still vote ones -- and make us sigh.
Still vote ones -- but we can guess why.
We're all making fun, 'cause you still vote ones.
You still vote ones -- hiding all along.
Still vote ones -- and keep our humor strong.
We're all making fun, 'cause you still vote ones.
You still vote ones, yeah still vote ones.
We're all making fun, 'cause you still vote ones.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 24

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   21
 22
 22
 

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John Barry - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, and I encourage more of same.
MasonR - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I vote 5's while holding up 1 digit (guess which one?)
'Ones Girl'... - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(...or at least one of them). Alright I'll give you a 555, are you happy now? Thanks so much for setting me straight, dear. I didn't realize I was causing so much pain and heart ache to the amiright.com 'artistes'. You all are such sensitive flowers. Please don't de-feminize me, though.
Joe Melchionne - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Wait a minute I thought Ones where the highest rating here... you mean I am not that highly Rated... darn
Ingeborg S. Nordén - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This is ONE heck of a good parody...I'm still giving it FIVES!
Stuart McArthur - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I've always taken a cruel perverse pleasure from the ones guy, because you know you have to be living a happier life than he/she is (un-Christian I know, but it does put a tiny spring in my step), but lately I've been finding him/her interesting from a psychological point of view....anyway, nice idea and work here, Scathe :-) 555
2Eagle - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
There are trolls on every website. Fives for a number one parody.
norman the k - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody! But I think there is more than one "ones" person on this site--I occasionally see a parody where several people have voted "1", so who knows??? At any rate, this is very good!!!
Michael Pacholek - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Bob Woodward knows who the Ones Guy is, but he's not telling.
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yeah, the Ones Guy is a real dumbass, but you know what they say about arguing with dimwits; don't do it, they will only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Since it takes a superior intellect to write good parodies I suggest that from now on we all try to stand above such fueding.

BTW: I saw that the Ones Guy (of course) had hit this parody so I did what I always do when I see that; I voted ones five times to generally make up for it.
Rick D - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
There are certainly many "Ones" people. Best just to ignore bad votes and move on.
Agrimorfee - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good stuff, dude.
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Since irony is probably wasted on that "one" I'll best point out that voting ones five times was a joke tie in, or rather out, joke with the preceeding line about superiority... :-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Looks like Siamese Twins are the bandits. 5s
Spaff.com - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice concept; nice title sub; nice construction. Does it reveal what an old fart I am to say I remember ABC using this original as the network's theme song at the height of "Happy Days"? And don't worry about 111 votes - they'll probably be accidentally erased in a year or so anyway. Heh heh.
Claude Prez - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm a little surprised no one's had this idea before now, it's a good one. Well done.
Paul Robinson - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Scathe, ONE-derful job here! You know, I had the idea to use this OS to jab at the one-ster, but I just couldn't remember exactly how some of the regular verses flowed pace/cadence wise so I set it aside. You did a better job with it than I would have, anyway...nice touch on it...5's...
Phil Alexander - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Is this going to be followed up with Chesney Hawks' "You still vote ones, you bonehead"? :-)
Chris Bodily TM - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I think the bold tags screwed up or something. 1 is, in fact, the Lowest vote you can give someone, and frankly, it is an insult to many artists. 5 is as high as you can possibly get. Why are STG, Jeff Reuben, myself, and Spaff so popular if they get 5's and their parodies are total flops? I don't know Orleans songs that well, but you really made your point, Scathe, who really likes to scathe that One's guy/girl. 5-5-5 (And that's a good thing)
Peregrin - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
What everyone said, dipstick (I don't mean you, Scathester). Good work
Joe - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I think part of the problem is that it isn't reading Ingeborg S. Norden's name properly; it shows up as a fragmented HTML tag preceded by a box. I wonder why that could be...

By the way, IDKTOS but I'm giving it fives anyway.
Johnny D - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You tell 'em, Scathe!
Arwen - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--very cute, Scathe!
Jeff Reuben - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done...a tribute to voting fairly =)
martha - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
very nice .. and I lobe MO's Woodward joke too! excellent
Stuart McArthur - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) already commented - no more food for the ones guys from me
John Jenkins - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well done, Scathe. Very good rhyming, and I like the "other cheek" line. I also like Martha's comment, but it was MP, not MO.
2nz - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I find it hilarious that people who vote ones AND people who vote fives support this parody. Not to mention that I find the parody hilarious. Awesome sub, man.
Tim Mayfield - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice twist on wording.
Meriadoc - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good ones..er, I mean one.
Kristof Robertson - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was awful, 111...just kidding! 555
Spark - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry bro haven't been keeping up. Good one.

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