when i take you out tonight with me
honey, here's the way its gonna be
i like to blow off steam...can't hold my horses
i'm the meanest drunk you'll ever see

creeps and chumps, from me, better scurry
or i'll take them out in a hurry
i will beat them up with a fury
when i binge non-stop

when i drink, i act like a nut, here
i may smash a head with a butt, here
send a knee right into a gut, here
then those guys just drop

i sure ain't yellow when i guzzle 'em down
my head gets light as a feather
when i'm mad, its curtains and a foe i will pound
if two...i will crack heads together

two wise guys were sittin' and drinkin'
they must die, is what i'm a-thinkin'
i cannot keep my head when i'm stinkin'
i karate chop
and my life gets kinda blurry when i'm bingin' non-stop

see my dukes fly out in a flurry
when i booze, i fight and don't worry
i'm a drunken lout and i'm blurry...when i binge non-stop

i've no sense and i don't know no better
i just foam like a crazed irish setter
i like to swing as my whistle gets wetter
and a 'tude, i cop

my mind gets frazzled and it don't take long
till i look for a guy to work over
i'm easily rattled and i feel like king kong
but i'm nice enough when i'm sober

how i wish i weren't on a bender
how i wish i weren't on a bender
how i wish i weren't on a bender
soon some guy, i'll pop
i'm afraid that life gets blurry when i'm bingin' non-stop