Scary site: ogling straight-chest-plain breasts grow;
excess plant estrogen makes men’s breasts grow.
A corpulent guy between thighs and the eyes
means a diet that in soybeans is much too high.

Growth needs a booby-full mooring;
growth means a booby-full splay.
Guy’s got a booby-full needing:
a sling that keeps ’em at bay.

So like cattle, bags saddled with moo juice
and are handled to banish the moo juice.
That’s how he’ll appear to each wondering eye.
Sometimes cows feed on soy, yet no teats on the guys?

Growth needs a booby-full mooring;
growth adds a little each day.
Guy’s got a booby-full needing:
a sling that keeps ’em from splay.

Thrall those mounds and their girth—keep those boobs fixed.
They’ll not bounce, causing mirth to those rube hicks.
Don’t leave folks fixed with jiggling in memories,
their gray matter crammed with thoughts of man mammaries.

Grown jugs need booby-full mooring
that will help keep ’em at bay.
Might need a new way of eating.
Soy milk makes boys look MILFs’ way.