Cold McDonalds food ain't warm:
E coli to go.
Filets allegedly from chicks:
We try, we cry, "Ohhh!"
This is upchuck fare, this is sup-suck fare;
This waste sucks, ain't been plucked,
Taste this muck and upchuck.
Cold McDonalds food ain't warm:
Eat I meat-fry? No!!

Old McDonalds food ain't warm:
E coli to go.
Burgers allegedly from cows:
We try, we cry, "Ohhh!"
Untender chew fare, rendered hooves-glue fare;
Hard to chew, rendered glue,
Blended with rat doo-doo.
Old McDonalds food ain't warm:
Eat I meat-fry? No!!

Mold McDonalds food ain't warm:
We try, we cry, "Ohhh!"
Bacon allegedly from pigs:
Eat I meat-fry? No!!
This ain't pure-loin fare, it's purloined groin fare;
Ground-up groin, hound will join,
Fur from ferals purrloined. [sic]
Mold McDonalds food ain't warm:
Purr, cur, fur, turds to go.