Oh do you know that street-smart man,
The tough-skinned man Dem stuffed shirts pan
As Godfather's head pizza man?
Blue Lib's skin Herman Cain.

I guess I know the feats this man
Has stuffed into a rough life span.
With press, this bro's no bluffin' man;
That gives pink blues migraine.

So long ago, his life began.
His father was a chauffeur an'
His mother kept hotel rooms san'.
Unpriv'leged, drew wee gain.

They groomed him for a college plan;
With math and compu-sci, he ran. [1]
For Navy, Coke and Pillsb'ry's Man,
He exercised his brain. [2]

At Pillsbury, this businessman
Wrote Burger King's revival plan,
Then bought P's pizza joints (My lan'!)
And stanched their money drain.

He served as chair of N.R.A., [3]
Showed Fed Reserve the prudent way;
While Chair at Kansas City, may
Have pushed against the grain.

As talk-show host, was in deman'; [4]
Defeated cancer in some glan'.
With help from patriots, he can
Cure D.C.'s cancer pain.

This duly shows I'm buffin' fan; [5]
Enough can't hear off-cuff, Her-man!
With truth, you'll blow 'way gruffest man,
That shiv Barack Hussein!