JIMMY:
Dip the two in bucally--
“Teabags” in you
And then in me.
Just do not chew
Those bags of tea!
(Or stones)

COMMENTATOR CHORUS:
So now demented Ron Paul clones have vented
This term they’ve “invented” and drone
On about “teabagging,” but they’re clueless
While about taxes they all groan.
Small groups in several cities
Cry for pity, while the Faux New team
Helps them by chidin’ and snidely deridin’
Blighted gummint while they high-scream.

TIMMY:
Dip the two in; suckle me--
Teabags in you
And then in me.
Above the two
Slack bags of tea,
A bone

urbandictionary.com:
These folks are clueless as they host their “brew” fests.
“Teabag” definition:
Don’t-gag intromission
Of also-called “stones”
Where there’s moans and other phones.

When they wake, they might well quake
To find they make a term mistake
And take a break from brays ’bout bagging tea.

Check it linguistically:
A boy dips two
In a girl or he. ..
There’ll be a lappy lingual-tryst spree.