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Song Parodies -> "Mr 1s"
Original Song Title:
"Meet The Mets"
Original Performer:
New York Mets
Parody Song Title:
"Mr 1s"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Beat Mr 1s!!!
MR 1s,
MR 1s,
Step right up and beat Mr 1s!
Bring your bats,
bring your pipes;
Guaranteed to have the time of your life
because Mr 1s pisses everyone off; always vote 1s on everything!
East side,
West side,
everybody'd coming down
to beat Mr 1s of you know where!
Oh, Pacholek and ChuckyG and the people on the streets,
where did they go? To BEAT MR 1s!
Oh, they're hollerin' and yellin' and they're jumpin' off their rides,
where did they go? To BEAT MR 1s!
All the fans are through with unfair votings,
so hurry up and come on down -
'cause we've got ourselves a nutcase,
The Mr 1s of you know where!
Give him a blow!
Give him a hole!
And let him know your beatin' him to a pulp
MR 1s,
Step right up and beat Mr 1s!
Bring your bats,
bring your pipes;
Guaranteed to have the time of your life
because Mr 1s pisses everyone off; always vote 1s on everything!
East side,
West side,
everybody'd coming down
to beat Mr 1s of you know where!
Oh, Pacholek and ChuckyG and the people on the streets,
where did they go? To BEAT MR 1s!
Oh, they're hollerin' and yellin' and they're jumpin' off their rides,
where did they go? To BEAT MR 1s!
All the fans are through with unfair votings,
so hurry up and come on down -
'cause we've got ourselves a nutcase,
The Mr 1s of you know where!
Give him a blow!
Give him a hole!
And let him know your beatin' him to a pulp
Remake of Mr. Met song. Mr 1s will be mad if he sees this...if it makes it that is.
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| 5 | 7 | 7 | 7 |
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I thought this was funny Max P. I only vote 1s on parodies that deserve 1s, like anything written by Tokusu Sentai Blessranger (one of the most ridiculous parody names around) or Fitu Petaia (who simply writes ridiculous parodies). I have never voted 1s on your parodies Max P. But I like this though. 555 for you Sir.
As much as I don't like Mr. 1's...very poor pacing here and I'm not comfortable with the violent verbiage in the first stanza. OTOH, I enjoyed the irony of mentioning Mr. Pacholek in a parody of Meet the Mets!
I'm not comfortable with the violence eaither. Why don't we take the 1's from everyone and toss them into toilets instead. The winners gets to say good bye to the 1's and flush the toilet.
Actually, "Mr 1s" isn't the problem. The voter we refer to as "The Ones Guy" is the problem. And this is far from your best work. On the other hand, for parodying the M-E-T-S Mets, the New York Clowns, and for mentioning me first among parodist, these fives are going, going... GONE! (Like Arwen and some others on this site, I enjoy being pandered to every now and then.) And "Mr 1s," I agree with you on TSB. Half his songs are about Asian cartoons that maybe 12 people on this side of the Pacific have heard of, and about 10 percent of his songs are Asian songs no one here would ever hear. Sure, he comes up with a good one every now and then, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Thanks for the feed back.
You're welcome.
Its always good to write a parody about the 1 Guy because its a great way to let off steam. There's another parody out there called "The trolls are droppin 1s today." It was done to the song, "Can you feel the love tonight" by Elton John. Certain songs are always going to get 1's no matter how talented the artist is. Write a political parody or one about Brittany Spears or Avril Levine and you are guaranteed at least one 1. Just goes to show you can't please everyone.
Thanks for mentioning my parody about the ones guy. He's a pain in the arse, but some parodies get at least one set of ones.
Here is the address for the parody (shameless plug): http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/eltonjohn53.shtml
Here is the address for the parody (shameless plug): http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/eltonjohn53.shtml
You can say that again. I thought about writing "Oh Cindy!" few years ago, guess it's too late for that. Yes it's an anti-Cindy Sheehan song.
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