~ the duet version ~

{ Federline™ sings (Brittany™ echoes) }

Un-possessable, (Bum's excessive bull)
That's what you are, (Give back my car)

Un-accessable, (Hon's 'largess' I pulled)
But I'm a star! (In Myanmar?)

Throngs of thrashing fans'll dig my rap
(Tupac's spinning in his grave at that)

Ne-ver be-fore
Has an 'ex' been more—

Un-redressable? (Shunned trans-gresser's nulled!)
Girl what, you gay? (Madonna's fey!)

And for-ever-more (Tabloid 'sever' lore!)
Support you'll pay ('Chump' change, Jose!)

Though ex-darling I'm de-weddable
Huge 'tell-all' advance is credible!
Working title's "Brittany's Beddable Boob"
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[ Musical Interlude featuring banjo's—Deliverance style ]
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{ Brittany™ sings (Federline™ echoes) }

Dung— excressable! (Un-caressable?)
In every way! (What— No 'back' pay?)

And for-ever-more (Pre-nupp'd clever whore!)
Re-strain-ing stay! (What judge you lay?)

All those checks— so un-collect-able
You make 'white trash' look impeccable
Once I loved you—Dumb, rejectable
(Jerry Springer's more respectable)
{ both }
Thank god TomKat stole our spectacle, whew!

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