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Song Parodies -> "Wanna Pizza?"

Original Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Wanna Pizza?"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

Wanna pizza? Wanna pizza? Who could blame you?
Would you like it, maybe, in the deep-dish style?
How "bout Tony's pepperoni, would that tame you?
Oh what, on our pizza, strange mess, should we pile?

Many styles to ponder over on a pizza
Let's just sit today, outside it's snowin' hard
Many times they've been brought to our doorstep
There's a guy there, with a pie there
Hot, not warm, please, no veal! Wanna pizza?
There's just some old baloney, liverwurst or tarts?

(musical interlude with-a lotsa mozzarella)

Though we're miles from Tony's oven, wanna pizza?
There's no need to take a ride to open hearth
Like a dream, they are brought to your doorstep
There's a guy there, with a pie there
Through the storm, such a deal. Wanna pizza?
It's just a call to Tony, love we work so hard

Wanna pizza?
Wanna pizza?
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AFW - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This is seasoned just right...clever idea and lines...five toppings
John Barry - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This tune is a hit; 5s for this pleaser 'bout pies.
Paree Dee - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
You're topping my list today, Rick. Not mush room for improvement... Give you the $5.55 special, delivered to your score.
Rod W - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Lotsa good-a lines-a!!
alvin rhodes - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
i can get behind a pizza parody...it is, of course, the perfect food
Royce Miller - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good idea and writing.
Stuart McArthur - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
great subs, great idea, great food, great 'dcheese, Rick - 555
Tommy Turtle - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved the interlude... Maybe we should open an Italian restaurant. Olive to come up with more parodies for it... 5s for "slice of life" song.

Stuart, "subs", "great'd" - grate!!!
Rick C - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody. I appreciate it. :-)
Red Ant - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
No Tony's pizza around here, I'll have to go to Dominos. I gave you the 555 deal here.
Larry Hensley - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Pizza-riffic!
Rick C - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jack and Larry.
Rick D - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I like yours better. when do we eat?
Rick C - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Rick, we'll eat when we meet. That, for me, would be a treat.
Johnny D - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Still a delicious classic!
Agrimorfee - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Mamma mia!
Kristif Robertson - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3W) For my birthday today, I had a deep-dish American Hot with candles in it. So I can definitely relate to this parody. 555
Michael McVey - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
A pizza parody you can't refuse!
Red Ant - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-W) See above! A deep dish with pepperoni, pineapple and jalapenos sounds like dinner tomorrow night...
The Charnstar - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC3- DKTOS but that was awesome. 5-5-5
Matthias - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Delicious Parody!
stuart mcarthur - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) see above - very nice work, Rick, and the extensive syllable-matching to the OS managed to work without being clunky which is a difficult task - fave syllable-matching: "There's just some old baloney, liverwurst or tarts" - lol - 555
Cat - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Tasty! Though I don't think I'd ever want to eat a pizza with "baloney, liverwurst or tarts" on it...
Mikey Squirrel - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) First, Mike McVey made me hungry for ice cream. Now I want pizza. Who would have thought reading parodies would be so fattening? Good work. It was a slice.
poomaster - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) If it turns into poo!
lurker - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
poomsater, shut up please. I don't think you need to find something schatological to say on every parody.

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