Chet's nuts roasting on a propane fire
Jack's tossed cookies on your toes
Ewell ties Carol, being swung by a wire
And Sid's dressed up in Esther's clothes

Every bloody nose
A turn key and some missile dough
Alps dew makes the sea, sun bright
Tater Tots, with some fries, all to go
Will finds retarded sheep, tonight..

Hugh knows that Sam is on the way
He's loaded..
Likes to get his goodies, anus way
And every mugger's child has got a sty
Who cares if grain steers
Really eat wheat or rye?

And So, I'm coughin' up
Some phlegm these days
Like kids who have a nanny do
I know, skin's been shed
Minnie rhymes, Minnie waves.
Mary cries much,
do you?

Mary cries much,
do you?