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Song Parodies -> "Tile"

Original Song Title:

"Smile"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Tile"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Tile, Tho' your knees are aching
Tile, Tho' your back is breaking

Just pour some more of the grout
Spread it out,

And just Tile, Hurry, set some more down
Tile, Have to get this floor down

The little woman says it's due,
Wants blue..

Nice blend, It adds more brightness
Each end.. must fit with tightness

It shows he knows,
That salesman at Lowes

Don't stop now, Ignore those ulcer peptics
Tile, You've got to prove to skeptics,
Who say D-I-Y's not your style..
You'll show them..
Tile!
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Royce Miller - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
good original song and good parody
Kristof Robertson - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Rhyming "Ulcer peptics" and "skeptics" was niiice. Good job. 555
alvin rhodes - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
i was floored...5s
John Barry - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
A constructive parody.
AFW - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all, for votes and comments...glad you took a shine to it..
Stuart McArthur - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
well, I have been tiling a bathroom and kitchen for the last 4 days and "back is breaking" aint the half of it - great AFW - 555

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