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Song Parodies -> "Mocha, Please, Sir"

Original Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Mocha, Please, Sir"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Mocha, please, sir, mocha please, sir; it’s a taste you’ll
find delicious ’cause it’s chocolaty in style.
Slightly ghostly, but that’s mostly ’cause they place cool
milk into it; I intuit that you’ll smile.

You will smile when you start gulping; mocha’ll please, sir.
You’ll find, that’s the way it goes after you start.
As it streams from the cup down your gorge, yes!
You’ll say, “Nice fare. Screw that iced fare!”
It is warm and appeals; mocha’ll please, sir.
It’s never cold and heats the cockles of your heart.

You will smile when down you’re glugging mocha treat, sir.
You’ll discover that’s how it is once you start.
Feel it stream from the cup down your gorge, yes!
You’ll say, “Iced fare! That ain’t nice fare!”
And its warmth you will feel; mocha’s treat, sir.
Don’t be too bold, though, it might toast your lips and smart!

Mocha heater. Mocha ease, sir!

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