L’s for land lines that so comfort me,
U’s for Underwood, manually.
D’s for digitally, a way from which I flee,
D’s for data door, through which I won’t walk to explore,

Ludd’s an eponym; I love that dude,
Ludd, like me, had attitudes quite crude.
Take phones smart and break ’em;
I wish that they’d never make ’em.
Ludd’s no dud. . . my go-to dude.

L’s for land lines from AT&T,
U is for undone by SBC.
D’s for don’t bother me with a digital spree;
D’s for data dour, a term that explains me for sure.

Ludd’s an eponym; I love that dude,
Ludd, like me, had attitudes quite rude.
Take phones smart and break ’em
or over the hot coals rake ’em.
Ludd’s my bud. . .a go-screw ’tude.