Mobile-leaver, mobile-leaver, it’s a shame you
can’t hold on to your phone more than a short while,
meaning that those who are miffed can’t packet-flame you. . .
after that, onto you digitally pile.

It’s your style to not locate it, mobile-leaver:
unlike the clever phone, you are not so smart.
A device-loser has become your rep.
It just lies there; someone spies there
a nice phone; it’s a steal. . .mobile leecher.
It’s getting old—you roll down to the tele-mart.

It’s your style to get another, mobile-leaver:
unlike the clever phone, you are not so smart.
A device-loser has become your rep
So you buy there more “say hi” fare.
You’re depleting your weal, mobile-leaver.
To rephrase: a fool and his phone, they soon shall part.

Mobile-leaver, mobile-seeker.