A, B, C, or D: A) You are either 14 years of age, or younger B) Your medication needs to be refilled C) You need to find a forum where racism is welcomed. Eskimos, you may be surprised to learn, generally don't smell odorous (or live in igloos, for that matter ) - but do often own computers - would not appreciate your rude comments. D) You need to find a forum where religious intolerance is welcomed. Christians, and other people of faith - who you may be equally surprised to learn, contribute to this website - would not find the image of church bells burning to be amusing (where church bells are burning, churches are burning). I believe I'm safe in saying they are not welcomed here.

But the pacing was spot on.

By the way, Eskimos are usually called Inuits

Listen, David Chrenko. I've Been taking some Ritalin, Zoloft, and Viagra. For Your Information, Eskimos don't have computers, but they wear Yuletide sweaters and folks in America smell like them. You should also know that we need church bells to burn 'cause every mother's child are abandoned out in the streets, freezing to death. Maybe Eskimos would like to buy pit bulls so they can come to your door and let them bite on your toes. .

Huh?