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Song Parodies -> "(We're Going To) Ape Lagoon"

Original Song Title:

"(It's Only A) Paper Moon"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"(We're Going To) Ape Lagoon"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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Said we're going to Ape Lagoon
Sellin' bundles of carpet trim
But there wouldn't be apes in trees
If apes with fleas could swim

Say we're throwing banana pies
Hurling out of our harbor lodge
And it's looking like apes 'n' cream
Cause apes can't seem to dodge

Time out for lunch
All the food's in funny shapes
A spout for punch
There's a buffet of crepes for the fussier apes

With a Shanna-Banana girl
Comes a poem from a random creep
He will promise you trials galore
And miles before you sleep

[interlude]

Our talent show
Is a rinky-dink display
But gallant, though
How the apes raise their paws for a mercy applause

If your Monday to Friday world
Has you moaning a fitful tune
There's no need to commiserate
Just visit Ape Lagoon.

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Meriadoc - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Very strange - very interesting. Was there FROSTing on those pies, or was the promise not kept...?
Porfle Popnecker - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! Yes, there was definitely a touch of frosting on those pies.
AFW - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Does King King hang out here?...funny idea, far out...
Rob Arndt - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Very bizarre, but creative- 555!
Porfle Popnecker - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments!
Rob Arndt - July 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey Porfle, maybe you can do "Big John" as "King Kong" ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - July 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Hmm...that's something to think about.
Z - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
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