Tile,
Messes up the nude scenes
Tile,
Blurs out all the lewd scenes

When I find shows,
Where girls pose,
Without clothes..
There's just...

Tile,
Good stuff ain't in focus
Tile,
TV's hocus pocus..
'Cause nothing clear comes in view, I boo

Oh, it is so revolting,
Some....times I feel like bolting,
Breaking my set, with a hammer I get,

It's a pile,
But, I'll keep on hopin'
Tile,
Will clear up and open
Let me see parts that are worthwhile,
Instead...of...Tile...

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(Yes) It's a pile,
But, I'll keep on hopin'
Tile,
Could clear up and open..
Then, I'd see parts that are worthwhile,
Not just...dumb....Tile