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Song Parodies -> "I'll Love Paris"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Paris"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Love Paris"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

As sung by the imminent cellmate of the eminent Ms. Hilton.
Arrest--time to go down, do time out of town,
Bereft, blue, and away from guys.
So I vow when she's here: soft whispers in ear
Just before I portage her thighs.

I'll love Paris. . .make bedsprings chime,
I'll love Paris. . . er. . .my maw'll,
I'll love Paris, she's so winsome; I will sit some-
time on Paris, inched in, sub merk'; wench'll clit-thrum.

I'll love Paris; gently foment
Gentry foam--gents' leavings here.
I'll love Paris--pie not dry when I've done Paris.
I'll love her, ear to rear.
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McDonald - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Yikes. Get yer shots, dude.
alvin - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
learned a new word today, clit-thrum...5s and oh look at my security code 69Y...how weird is that ?
John Barry - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
AFW - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Topical and well done
LPG-Unit - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice work on the Hilton joke, I wonder how would Paris live in a cramped jail cell... 555
mike - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
no clue

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