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Song Parodies -> "Sink Around Me"

Original Song Title:

"Thinkin' Bout Me"

Original Performer:

Morgan Wallen

Parody Song Title:

"Sink Around Me"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Cut the Flowers" self-challenge. Worst dungeon trap, swear to God.
Ancient temple traps, through each one I've been
Blades and darts and barrels full of snakes too
Not a scratch, it's true, I'm used to all their tricks
I barely blink at each axe thrown out the blue
But despite the long list in my brain
There's one trap that always makes me lose my mind
'Cause what I love is a real cautious pace
If I'm forced to race, that makes me wanna cry

Always hatin' ev'ry single tile to sink around me
I'm not lyin', I don't like it, always wigs me out, please
Can't keep eyes on both the tiles that collapse near my feet
And the other traps upcomin', please don't sink around me
It's the one single time that my damn brain picks flight not fight
That isn't what I'd hoped to be
I'm not cool and collected, I'm a panicked mess
Somebody save me from these crazy tiles that sink around me
When they're sinkin' down, I start flippin' out
Always hatin' ev'ry single tile to sink around me

Sure, sometimes the floor has a pattern made
All "spell out Jehovah and you'll be safe"
But when time's gone and scratched ev'ry message away
Then I despair, gonna have prayers to make

Always hatin' ev'ry single tile to sink around me
Whether by the room's design or simply old as shite, please
I will try my best to find a way 'round it, I need
To not fall and then break all my bones, don't sink around me
Bottom could contain spikes or some deadly-ass spiders, yikes
I don't want those all over me
With a single wrong step, my whole ass would be dead
So I'm not crazy for my hatin' when tiles sink around me
When they're sinkin' down, I start wiggin' out
Always hatin' ev'ry single tile to sink around me

Want this treasure stat 'fore I break off both of my knees

Always hatin' ev'ry single tile to sink around me
Feet keep findin' more, brain's fryin', bet you wouldn't believe
The thing I'm in here to find? Ancient hover boots, see
That's the reason I'm not leavin' as they sink around me
Not as cool as pure flight, that's a power that might be nice
But any boost has use for me
Makes a small bit of sense why they'd choose to protect
That with this crazy tile-drop frenzy, always sink around me
Yeah, they all sink around me, soon they'll sink behind me

Of all the words that I never thought I'd use in a parody, I didn't really have "Jehovah" on my bucket list, especially not as an Indiana Jones reference.

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