Craven swine, waste o’ time, you are completely full of crap
You’re Putin’s stooge, know what to smooch, segue into a lap
You’re a schmuck and suckup, that’s your thing
Very adept at groveling
On the worst of dictators you are sweet
When it comes to fawning, you can’t be beat

Carlson, Carlson, slave and craven liar
Bum and scum scam, at kissing no one’s finer
That is Carlson, Carlson, a pig onto truffles
Putin says “You’ll do what I tell you to”
“Interview is through", Vlad then mocks the douche

Slut scam, dick scam with lumbar of rubber
Tucker Carlson, Putin’s laughing at this humbler
That kowtows as he toes the line
A lapdog is Carlson
At fawning he’s so fine

Barks junk, Carlson’s nickname means “vagina”
So bad, so sad, no nads, a pussy whiner
That is Carlson, charl’tan, embarrassing groveler
Putin tells his stooge when and where to smooch
A good pooch, he’ll do what he is told to

Slut scam, dick scam with lumbar of rubber
Tucker Carlson, Putin’s laughing at this humbler
That kowtows as he toes the line
A lapdog is Carlson
At fawning he’s sublime