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Song Parodies -> "Carolina Sans McCrory"
Original Song Title:
"Carolina in the Morning"
Original Performer:
Miscellaneous
Parody Song Title:
"Carolina Sans McCrory"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Nothing could be finer
than to sweep from Carolina
dick McCrory.
Nothing could be sweeter
than this pestilence’s beater—
bye, McCrory.
Now the sordid story
of this troll’s heard no more.
Shtikking for Johnny’s glories
got the sane voters sore.
Troll thing was quite squirr’ly
so he ended his term early—
nix McCrory.
Ugly guy had to give up
’cause to Trogs he couldn’t live up
with fawning.
Stiff’s gonna have to decamp—
votes sent him away.
Now the office
might not be cray-cray.
Nothing could be finer
than to sweep from Carolina
ick McCrory
He’d have lived in the blight time,
but he’s a fossil today.
Bye-bye to ultra-right time;
the creep’s been sent away.
All the Medieval scheming
didn’t help him any way.
Nothing could be finer
than not see in Carolina
dick McCrory.
Kudos to his beater
departure could not be sweeter—
bye, McCrory.
Now the grotesque story
of this ’hole’s heard no more.
Shtikking for Johnny’s glories
in long-past Civil War.
Troll thing was quite surly
so he ended his term early.
Nix McCrory.
than to sweep from Carolina
dick McCrory.
Nothing could be sweeter
than this pestilence’s beater—
bye, McCrory.
Now the sordid story
of this troll’s heard no more.
Shtikking for Johnny’s glories
got the sane voters sore.
Troll thing was quite squirr’ly
so he ended his term early—
nix McCrory.
Ugly guy had to give up
’cause to Trogs he couldn’t live up
with fawning.
Stiff’s gonna have to decamp—
votes sent him away.
Now the office
might not be cray-cray.
Nothing could be finer
than to sweep from Carolina
ick McCrory
He’d have lived in the blight time,
but he’s a fossil today.
Bye-bye to ultra-right time;
the creep’s been sent away.
All the Medieval scheming
didn’t help him any way.
Nothing could be finer
than not see in Carolina
dick McCrory.
Kudos to his beater
departure could not be sweeter—
bye, McCrory.
Now the grotesque story
of this ’hole’s heard no more.
Shtikking for Johnny’s glories
in long-past Civil War.
Troll thing was quite surly
so he ended his term early.
Nix McCrory.
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