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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Copping A Feel"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Miscellaneous
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Copping A Feel"
Parody Written by:
Terry Allan Hall
The Lyrics
I so love Xmas...LOL
You'd better watch out, I'm letting you know
Don'y visit the Big Man in smokin' hot clothes
Or Santa Claus will be copping a feel
He may be getting old but he's still got desire
And this mall's not particular just who they may hire
This Santa Claus will be copping a feel
His Cialis script was just refilled
His morals are a little loose
He likes hotties to sit on his lap
Consider that your Christmas Goose!
You'd better watch out, I'm letting you know
Don'y visit the Big Man in smokin' hot clothes
Or Santa Claus will be copping a feel
He loves those leather minis
Skin-tight T-shirts drive him wild
At the last mall that he worked at
Charges have been filed!
Don'y visit the Big Man in smokin' hot clothes
Or Santa Claus will be copping a feel
He may be getting old but he's still got desire
And this mall's not particular just who they may hire
This Santa Claus will be copping a feel
His Cialis script was just refilled
His morals are a little loose
He likes hotties to sit on his lap
Consider that your Christmas Goose!
You'd better watch out, I'm letting you know
Don'y visit the Big Man in smokin' hot clothes
Or Santa Claus will be copping a feel
He loves those leather minis
Skin-tight T-shirts drive him wild
At the last mall that he worked at
Charges have been filed!
(c) 2007 TAH www.terryallanhall.com
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Pacing could be a LOT better, but it's an interesting idea.
But Mr T, just how does the BigMan feel about fishNets ? ? Oh, one of these days . . . I shall sit on SirNick's lap , , , in fishNets wrapped, wearing Gucci, a la Ms Lucci ,
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