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Song Parodies -> "Carol Miner--In I'm Boring"
Original Song Title:
"Carolina in the Morning"
Original Performer:
Miscellaneous
Parody Song Title:
"Carol Miner--In I'm Boring"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Nothing could be finer than to be a Carol diner
Where there's shorn skin.
Nothing could be sweeter than to genuflect and eat 'er
In the mornin'
Where the mounded curlies twined, in to the core--
Whipsawing clitty, pearlies behind the mound's door.
Trollin' in my girlie where the dew is pearly-swirlie,
In the mornin'.
Tongue applied to "button," yup! A kissed breech, then a glutton sup,
Mouth yawning.
Stiff my slab, a lad up-ramped, exposed for a lay.
I want to fish in here where I splay.
Nothing could be finer than to be a Carol miner--
In I'm borin'.
Where there's shorn skin.
Nothing could be sweeter than to genuflect and eat 'er
In the mornin'
Where the mounded curlies twined, in to the core--
Whipsawing clitty, pearlies behind the mound's door.
Trollin' in my girlie where the dew is pearly-swirlie,
In the mornin'.
Tongue applied to "button," yup! A kissed breech, then a glutton sup,
Mouth yawning.
Stiff my slab, a lad up-ramped, exposed for a lay.
I want to fish in here where I splay.
Nothing could be finer than to be a Carol miner--
In I'm borin'.
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wonderfully tender love song...lol
Bon(e) appetit, as they say. :-)
Never boring when boring
< ! ! ! > . . Hey, Captain Sir Sweaty, you better "Button it up" Pirate Jack, You beastly Troll, on top of little Moll. . .
Who am I to censure you for passing the censor... But who is Carol? :-)
Thanks, Alvin, Stan, Andy, Lil, Merry.
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